Over the weekend, my dad picked up a package of Bisquick three cheese biscuit mix. I was skeptical from the get-go, since neither he nor I eat many processed foods, but he reminded me that Bisquick is often (from his point of view) a useful product.

They did smell good as they baked in the oven.

But they had a terrible bitter, stale baking soda taste. I didn't notice that they were particularly cheesy. The mix had tiny squares of some kind of dried orange-ish cheese in it. Overall, weird and icky.