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The Ultimate Cleanse?

Has anyone else heard of this cleanse/diet that requires that the only thing you consume for two weeks in a combination of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, organic maple syrup and water? Has anyone tried it? Do you think you could make it on two weeks of a liquid diet? Dietitians of course say that subsisting off liquids is not a good idea, but everything I've read from people who tried the diet is very positive. As a fellow foodie, the idea of it kind of makes my skin crawl, but I'm thinking of doing it because I've been feeling kind of sluggish and I can stand to lose a few pounds.

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I do not think I could subsist on such stuff. I need to chew.

I have two friends who tried it, and gave up, not because they couldn't hack it but because they weren't losing much weight, after the initial water weight drop of having less food in their system to digest. They were slender and already ate quite clean before the cleanse.

Some people say it really worked wonders to kick-start them into healthier eating, but they tend to be people who eat a lot of processed food/alcohol so probably just giving up that stuff and eating less is helpful not necessarily the cleanse.

You can find radical statements on either side, but I would say it's a bit over-hyped--it's about 1,000 calories a day with the maple syrup component, so any low calorie diet, particularly a liquid one, will cause you to lose some weight. Although I'm sure someone will post how dangerous it is, I doubt that you'll experience anything dangerous (although I hear the 2nd day is a bitch) other than feeling a bit weak but you might get less out of it than you think...

I've fasted and tried low-calorie diets to lose weight, and always lost more and had more energy when I was eating something--seems to keep the metabolism more revved up. But sometimes we all get obsessed with trying something new, so if it is that attractive, please report back if you experience Nirvana and weight loss all at once ;)

A combination of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, organic maple syrup and water sounds pretty nasty. I'd lose all will to eat and vomit everything if I had to drink only that (even for a few days)...and I used to drink raw eggs without gagging.

Liquid diets sounds like a REALLY bad idea. At least they're not advocating a permanent liquid diet. We have teeth for a reason, no?

I feel that changing one's diet to a healthier one is a lifestyle change, much like quitting smoking or any negative habit. It won't matter how you do it if you believe it's going to be a lifetime commitment.

They are called "fad" diets for a reason. ;-)

I don't understand how anyone with a reasonable level of activity in their lifestyle could function for two weeks on 1,000 calories per day. I'm 6' 2" tall and a large frame type guy (have never been "lanky" in my life and wouldn't be even if I lost a major amount of weight). I tried a modified version of Atkins once and it was very efficient at helping me lose weight but after a month or so I began feeling faint, tired and had a lack of energy. I stopped to do the math and figured out that I was down to about 1200 to 1300 calories per day. As soon as I bumped the calorie count back up the symptoms disappeared.

Not to mention that food makes its way through your digestive tracts in about 48 to 72 hours if you're a person with normal functions. Just drink fruit juice and other clear liquids for three or four days and the results shoudl be identical.

It's funny you bring this up - I have tried a number of fad diets (albeit half-heartedly) and have found that even if the numbers drop a little, they jump right back up as soon as I decide to return to normal eating again.

Yesterday, after not going to the gym for a week and not paying attention to what I've been eating, I weighed myself and found I'd actually LOST weight. It was a pleasant surprise, and I think I went down a whole dress size because this skirt is very loose, but also kind of frustrating because you can try SO HARD to lose a few "bikini pounds" or lose them without thinking about it.

I really think the best thing for overall weight loss and health is to just listen to your body - eat until comfortably sated, eat foods you enjoy, de-stress as much as possible, and eat healthily but not neurotically so.

If you want to lose some water weight that will realistically jump right back on after two weeks, go for it! But don't be surprised if you find it painful, probably nauseating, frustrating, and possibly fruitless in the long run. Still, the beach is calling....

Sorry, have not tried it and am concerned that you'd even consider it. Feeling sluggish and need to loose a few pounds, try the elbow diet - - you know, push yourself away from the table. Try substituting fruits or fresh vegies for unhealthy and usually salty snacks; try eliminating some "white" food (bread, potato, rice, pasta, etc). Probably the most important, try to move around a bit more. Hmmm - sounds like some suggestions which I could use myself :)

I made this concoction one morning- figured I'd give it a whirl. It was truly horrible. Worse than the sum of its parts.

Don't do this! ----- Supposedly, Beyonce Knowles used this diet to lose 20 pounds for her role in Dream Girls (which she says she did in one week, which is unhealthy in itself... but, whatever), and she used it throughout the movie every couple of days to keep the weight off, but once the movie was over and she went back to her usual way of eating, I read it took her only two weeks to gain the 20 pounds back. That cannot be healthy.

@bubbamom also has the right idea about "white" foods -- replace white potatoes, rice, and bread with sweet potatoes and whole grains, and you'll be much better off!

Just eat well, but cut your portions and up your exercize. It's the only healthy way to go!

You might want to read this article regarding the concept of "cleansing" and "detoxification."

http://quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/detox.html

Any diet that restrictive can't be healthy. Also, it's no fun for those around you, either.

@beth1 - VERY good point!

Other than 3 hours of Atkins about five years ago (to be fair, I made the decision to go on the diet first thing in the morning, when I am not capable of forming sentences, let alone making decisions. I was off the diet by the time I had enough coffee to get my brain functioning properly), I've never been on an actual diet. But I have to say that I think I'd rather give up the bikini than the couple of pounds I'd temporarily lose on that kind of diet. Ick.

When I'm in your situation, I go on a produce binge. I do that quite frequently. If I'm eating almost entirely produce, carefully prepared, I feel like I can clear-up the damage from a few days of poor food choices or holiday extravagences. Plus, I really enjoy steamed veggies with a few whole grains, so it's not even close to depravation.

I heard this on the radio. Someone called in and told the announcers about it and they were so intrigued that they tried it out for...a day. They couldn't last. It sounds completely unhealthy if you ask me! Try exercise and eating healthy (I know, easier said than done...but definitely better than THIS method).

Hillary
Chew on That

I've done the Master Cleanse several times and I love it- my boyfriend and I actually finished a 15 day cleanse two weeks ago, and I'm planning on doing another one soon. I just feel so much healthier when I'm on it and for awhile after it. The first few days are the worst- serious hell. This last time all I wanted were pork ribs- I had dreams about them, but luckily the cravings went away after a few days. I know it sounds crazy but the lemonade is actually pretty tasty, except I use agave nectar instead of maple syrup.

Oh, and I lost 15 lbs the last time- I gained around 7 lbs back within the first couple days, but since then my weight has stabilized and all of my clothes are much looser.

i did this last year...for about 4 days. the first day was by far the worst...it wasnt just the food that i craved, it was the social aspect of eating that i missed most.

what frightened me was how used to not eating your body actually gets. i felt like i was harming my body but felt a lot of guilt if i quit. by day 4, i decided it wasnt worth it and weaned myself back on food.

i did have some funky poops after a day or two...but in the end, it was a low calorie diet that made you lose weight. maybe id try something again but im very healthy and exercise.

I did the cleanse for 19 days. I felt great by about the 3rd day, amazing energy, good sleep, clearer mentally and really good workouts. I did speak with a doctor after I had done it and the general feeling is that it isn't healthy. It can affect your metabolism and cause something called fatty liver.

It's recommended that you also drink a laxative tea at night and a saline flush in the am with the lemon drink during the day. You do lose weight, but it is water weight. As soon as you eat, you go back to your normal weight. I am a healthy eater, so I didn't have any ill affects from lack of caffeine, nicotine or sugar. In the end, all it really proved to be was a test of willpower and discipline. As other posters have mentioned, a balanced diet with exercise will achieve better results in the long term.

One person on the ppk did the cleanse and reported that it destroyed her metabolism, leading her to gain twenty pounds.

You could try a raw fast instead?

All things in moderation.

Fasting isn't necessarily bad for our bodies, but it's got to be done the right way. I wouldn't start with two weeks the first time, for example. What about a "cleanse" of only clear liquids (broths, miso soup) and raw and lightly cooked vegetables for a few days? I bet that would eliminate that sluggish feeling. Make sure to add back grains very slowly over several days when you're done, because otherwise you can eliminate the energy benefit you got from the fast.

Everyone who posted that fasting isn't a good idea for weight loss was right on - unless you're doing it regularly, e.g. one day a week or a few days per month, one period of fasting is unlikely to cause anything but water weight loss.

On the other hand, many people have excellent results with fasts and cleanses, and certainly the one you're talking about has enough history that you can feel okay about trying it. And fasting is no fad, having been done for medicinal and spiritual reasons throughout human history.

There's a great chapter in Annemarie Colbin's 'Food And Healing' about fasting and cleansing - the book is a great resource in general, but that section is especially illuminating. Good luck!

Other than 3 hours of Atkins about five years ago

@blackolive - I lasted four days! And to corroborate the above statement about it not being fun for those around me - Bingo.

I'd love to say Atkins is the worst of the worst of fad diets. But there was another one - Fit For Life. OMG. How lame. This diet touted "food combining" as nirvana and tried to explain to people that consuming a lean turkey sandwich on whole grain bread with mustard, lettuce and tomato was bad for you - because you ate bread with your meat; oftentimes referred to as "flesh." Way to trick people into vegetarianism! Under cover of "food combining."

When you embark on a mission to lose weight, cutting down on fat and bad carbs, watching portion control and increasing water intake, you usually experience a "first week weight loss" that will register on the scale and in your mood. (It's a real shot in the arm when you want to see results.) Sure, a quick, all liquid jolt to jump start a diet plan makes sense in theory but as long as you lose weight by doing something you can't maintain or adopt as your "normal way of life," the results will quickly reverse themselves. This is the dictionary definition of a "fad diet," the magic bullet, a quick fix to a problem that can be remedied by replacing a lethargic lifestyle with moderate exercise and eating better food in sensible quantities.

I tried everything. Alli (does the term "anal leakage" mean anything to you?); Weight Watchers (points? When I want to do math, I'll balance my checkbook); Jenny Craig (OMG. This stuff is food "colored" but WTF is it??); Hydroxycut (jittery? WHO ME?) - short of the cabbage soup diet. When I made a conscious effort to watch portion control and upped my exercise, I started to like what I saw on the scale and in the mirror a lot better. This doesn't even take into account that I felt much better and performed lots of strength-based tasks whenever opportunities to do so presented themselves.

When you do things to honor your body, it's a whole new 'tude.

I concur with everything that NYC1313 said. I felt amazing starting with day 3 - very clear mentally and a lot of energy. And I lost about 15 lbs. But I did it more as a challenge to myself and not as a weight loss technique. Also, after coming off the diet, I *loved* food for about three weeks. I didn't over-eat at all, but every bite of food tasted like heaven.

I've had a few friends who have done the Master Cleanse, and every single one of them swears by it. A lot of them don't do it for the weight loss, but more for the fact that it makes them feel great afterwards. They feel "purified."

I'm no medical expert, but I have the sneaking suspicion that the reason they feel so great is because after literally starving yourself for 7-21 days, your body gets its first taste of sweet, sweet food, and it feels euphoric. Well, folks, that has nothing to do with "detoxing" your body. There have been studies that show that during periods of semi-starvation, your body becomes preoccupied with food -- a natural survival instinct.

But I'm not going to completely knock the idea of Master Cleanse. The act of fasting has been around for centuries, and it holds a lot of symbolism in the idea of the power of mind over body.

Just don't do it to lose weight. It won't work in the long run. For a healthy body, moderation and exercise are best. And if you want to "detox" your colon, eat LOTS of fibrous foods: whole grains, fruits with skins, leafy greens and lots of nuts and legumes. Your poo will thank you.

i was reading about a book 21 pounds in 21 days. it's a juice cleanse/diet for 21 days. You juice fruits and veg and drink it. No chewing. There may be some protein powders involved.

It appealed to me because i'm about to have some extensive dental work done soon and will have to be on a liquid diet for a short while and this sounded like a good way to keep my nutrition up while not being able to chew.

If anyone has any ideas, let me know.
I've already got a list of stuff to have on hand and some recipes i have to pre-make as follows:

applesauce
yogurt
v8 (or juice my own)
Ice cream (Yay!)
Pea Soup (homemade)
Egg Drop Soup (homemade)
Potato & Leek soup (homemade)
Chicken stock
mashed potatoes
mashed carrots
I'd better get cookin, surgery is Friday.

@ original poster: Maybe it'd be better to just eat "clean foods". Lots of raw vegetables and fruits. Rice, clear soups, organic salmon (simply cooked).

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I've heard really positive things about it. Experts say not to do these cleanses too often, even though the Master Cleanse people say that you can do it as often as you want.
The lemonade is a great detoxifier, even if used without the fast.

Give it a try after you've done the research (which you're doing now).

@chiff: AMEN! Having been zaftig my entire life, I have tried literally every diet on the market. The gods saved me by my getting pregnant with my daughter, I swear. Not only did I only gain 15 lbs. during pregnancy (understand, those of you who are inclined to disbelieve, I started at 185 lbs.), but I felt amazing (once the morning sickness dissipated). Reason being, I was eating fresh, organic-mostly, local and healthful meals...3 regular and two small per day. I contined said diet while nursing and just haven't stopped. Daughter is now three. I credit pregnancy for awakening my latent desire to nuture through good food. And, although I may never be thin--I like cheese and dislike vigorous exercise far too much for that--my weight is balanced, my skin is clear, my hair is shiny and I have the energy of a size six woman at a size sixteen.
Really, it works, folks...just cultivate a healthy and respectful relationship with what you put in your body and all will be well.

I tried the Master Cleanse back in the fall, not really to lose weight, but to flush out all the bad stuff in my body. The "lemonade" wasn't actually that bad -- I had plenty of energy and was never hungry or grumpy. However, it did make me realize how much my life revolves around food because I was BORED CRAZY. No going out to dinner or drinks with friends, no cooking at home, no lazy brunch on the weekends -- not even my favorite cup of tea at night. I broke down 5 days into it, not out of hunger, but because I just missed eating so much. I really can't see a foodie getting into a cleanse like this. That, and the lemonade really hurts your teeth enamel. Oh and the benefits? There weren't really any. I wouldn't recommend it for much more than a test of personal will.

I tried the master cleanse about 3 years back, but only for 4 days (due to some life circumstances) Those 4 days were actually quite helpful, and kickstarted my weightloss and physical activity.
I was fairly sedentary (though I walked to and from work every day, about 1 mile each way) and had some poor eating habits.
After the cleanse, I had more energy, and began going to the gym, and eventually went from (6'2") 230 pounds, to 198... I've slacked off on the gym slightly since then, but maintained most of the eating habits, and currently I'm 210... It's probably not for everyone, but I did find that it helped, even for such a short duration. The energy increase was the biggest benefit I found.

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