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If Obama and McCain were food... What food would they be?

I've heard several old cliches, some NOT so nice. Personally, I'd say that McCain would be "salt", and Obama would be "pepper". What's your take?

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The two if them together are like a baloney on day old bread sandwich.

Obama would be new, fresh, exciting and delicious. McCain would mostly be stale. I wonder what side of the political spectrum I fall.... ;)

Obama would be something new and flavorful-- something that people might be afraid to try at first, but are glad they did. Like Asian fusion!

McCain would be something classic and with an expensive flavor-- something that only rich people would know about and/or want to eat. Like Foie gras or caviar.

Ummm... since I don't care for either one of them I guess I'd say Obama would be chocolate frozen yogurt (yummy and seems harmless but... watch out... it can cause brain freeze- especially foreign policy wise). McCain would be cake (gets stale quickly and too much of it makes you sick as a dog- it's the economy stupid!!).

Obama: an arugula salad with heirloom tomatoes (locally grown and organic, naturally), fresh figs, goat cheese and lemon-pepper dressing.

McCain: beef jerky

Beef Jerky! Too funny, thanks for the laugh.

Obama would be Spanish Avant Garde: innovative, creative, but doubtful on longevity, not very practical for everyday use.
McCain would be a meatloaf sandwich--classic, conventional, yet comforting in a crusty way. but also something you'd get tired of if you had it every day.
Together they're (no pun intended) a Black and White cookie. They would complement each other well, as they are exact opposites. Both are better off when each has some of the other, and when both focus on what they have in common (the icings have the cookie beneath, while McCain and Obama both want what each feels is the better course for the nation). Each would do well to conside the other's point of view.

Just a query. Here in Australia, some people seem to be following the US politics. The media refer to John McCain as a war hero. Why is the general concensus on this page that John McCain is 'stale'? Is it because he's been around longer than the younger Obama? In terms of food, then it's a good analogy, however if we're talking about people, isn't life experience something to consider? Excuse an ignorant Aussie. Hope you can help.
In terms of food, I'd say Obama is a salad sandwich with all the trimmings, but McCain is the salt and pepper without which the sandwich would taste bland. (What do you think?)

General concensus isn't that he is stale.... actually the one person who used the word "stale" wasn't saying that McCain is stale... just said he's like cake which often goes stale after a short time and somehow referring to the economy.

McCain as a war-vet is not stale... perhaps McCain as US President may be stale to some. War vet does not equal US President material.

McCain = Wonder bread
Obama = Artisinally made, multigrain, organic baguette

I am sad to see this become political. I am a political junkie and belong to a number of wonderful sites to get my "fix". This site feeds my other passion: food.

SPAM

Both of them.

Whatever they are they both cost too much and won't taste as good as you thought they would.

Obama: Chinese food. Elect him and four years later you are still hungry. You'll wish you hadn't been talked out of ordering the Hillary by seeing what was on everyone else's plate.

McCain: Canned soup and dry toast. It's all you can keep down when you're sick.

McCain would be one of those wrinkly old hot dogs rotating around itself for years and years, going nowhere.

McCain = fruit cup

They're both turkeys.

Obama = Marshmallow Fluff hiding under Cool Whip

McCain = Prime Rib

Obama = Snickers
McCain = apple pie

@ FastFoodCritic -- I agree.

All politicians suck. Some just suck worse than others, is all.

Obama seems like something really healthy, like cruciferous vegetables, but in some sort of wonderful creamy sauce that makes people want to eat them anyway.

McCain is whatever flavor GWB is, just served at a more respectable establishment, cooked by a more experienced chef, and seasoned better. Still essentially the same dish.

McCain = Prune
Obama = Can of Mystery Meat

McCain is something you pull out of the refrigerator that's covered with mold.
Obama is something unfamiliar you find on a menu and you're not quite sure if it's going to taste good or not.

I'm not sure I can pin Obama down to a specific food. I keep seeing the spread at a big and vibrant Farmers Market.

McCain? Lutefisk...

To answer the "Aussie"'s question, I think the reason people keep referring to McCain as stale is because he is on the Republican/conservative side, not because he is old. Obama keeps preaching change change change, while people fear that with McCain things will remain the same...and be "stale" (and in this present state....bad!) That's the way I took it, but please correct me if you think I'm wrong.

As for my food votes:
Obama = sliced bread (set a historical precedent just by being nominated and also signifies "change")
McCain = flour (because he is too tied in with the original loaf of bread - the Bush administration)

Hillary
Chew on That

I tried not to think too hard about it and the first things that came to my mind were

Obama = BLT

McCain = Pot Roast

gotta agree with brownie here.......they all suck...........

This reminds me of the words of the great Arundhati Roy regarding the 2004 election, "...It’s not a real choice. It’s an apparent choice. Like choosing a brand of detergent. Whether you buy Ivory Snow or Tide, they’re both owned by Proctor & Gamble..."

Given that most of our foods are also controlled by a select oligarchy, we can choose any number of brand analogies to Obama/McCain. Like say Sobe vs Pepsi, La Choy vs ManWich, Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies vs Krispy Saltine Crakers...

I'm loving these comments. Very creative and thought provoking. Keep them coming!

Obama is cilantro.
McCain is turmeric.

Obama is a chocolate-vanilla swirl soft-serve ice cream
McCain is a rootbeer float

Obama, New American Cusine. McCain S.O.S.

obama: fresh strawberry poppyseed salad from panera
mccain: frozen chicken pot pie from costco

Obama would be a Moon Pie, no one's totally sure what's in the middle but it just sounds soooooo darn appealing. McCain would be a Lorna Doone, not as offensive as some, but still kinda meh and grandma-y.

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