Funny remarks you can re-use
Today I was watching Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsey told this restaurant owner that she couldn't go 'round screaming and swearing "like Shrek in a frock." It was one of those things that just struck me as too funny. Have you ever heard a statement that in and of itself was just so great you'd be likely to use it yourself should the occasion arise? I think this may be one for me.