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(Sort of) embarrasing things in your shopping cart

I will admit, in public, that I sometimes buy potato buds. Yes, those nasty fake mashed potato things. But I would never cook and serve them. Ever.

"Why do you buy them?" you may ask. Simple. Potatos added to bread dough makes it soft and pillowy. When I have leftover mashed potatoes, I often add them to my bread dough, particularly when I'm making dinner rolls. When I don't have real mashed spuds and I want fluffy dinner rolls, those potato buds are perfect. But I cringe at the thought that people might think I serve that stuff as intended.

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Why be concerned with what anyone else thinks of what you buy? You pay for your own groceries, you consume them in the portions you appropriate, and you are responsible for their impact on your health. So, go, buy your potato buds for whatever purpose you intend, and hold your head high.

@beth1, I scoffed too much at my mother's use of potato buds to ever hold my head high over that particular package. It amazes me that they work so well in bread dough. The only reason In tried them in the first place was that I got a sample from somewhere, and I added them to some dough on a whim. And it worked perfectly. I'd pay an extra dime a box if they repackaged them as dehydrated potato additive for breadmaking. Well, maybe not. But I'd be whispering to people that these are the same as the fancy bread dough additive, and I'm paying ten cents less.

Beth1, I agree with what you've said, but I remember going grocery shopping with my mom and being horrified at the amount of processed, pre-packaged crap she would buy. It truly embarrassed me and this was before I was at all interested in cooking. We never had fresh vegetables or fruit growing up when my mom was doing the cooking. I guess that's why I'm always embarrassed to be seen with any type of processed crap in my cart. Even if it's just for a one time snack or as an ingredient in a much healthier recipe.

Those dehydrated potatoes also make a great crust for fish.

I've bought those potato flakes for feeding a sourdough starter, actually works well. Have to try it in bread dough, what are the rough proportions you use?

I stopped caring what anyone thought years ago. Put those potato buds in the top basket and smile at that one person who gives you a "look"!!

Context, again.

And timing or history, perhaps.

I look at Hungry Jack and think of how he (ha, ha!) created in the minds of our society the notion that women did not have to stay home and peel potatoes but rather could go out and do other things if they wanted to - like have a career.

That a mere lumberjack in a red plaid shirt could do this (apparently it is the thought of his strong arms mashing the potatoes that is so appealing) is (or was) a most excellent thing. And it's not nothing, though it may seem to be if one is not old enough to have seen this change shift over some years of time.

If it now has happened that women can have it all - a professional well-paying career, a good marriage, charming and brilliant children, a clean house, while also managing to cook three meals of delicious things from scratch in a twenty-four hour day (while of course maintaining a decent haircut which is paramount) how marvelous!

But for every woman who is not a paragon of perfection (and for even more women with little or no support systems to help her which can actually happen surprisingly enough), Hungry Jack is quite a decent guy. As is The Green Giant and all the other characters who stepped in to help where help was needed or wanted, aside from where the haute experience reigned or where the Aspirational Diner and Cook barked in aspirational hunger together at the glittery moon in a land where every person was the perfect artisan-chef in their own home kitchen, able to snort with knowing derision at the little red box that others might use either from need of time, lack of knowledge, the surprising thing that may be not really liking to cook or of course . . . the worst thing of all . . . lack of style.

I don't use Jack but I appreciate his existence hugely in the greater scheme of things.

Well, I do know Jack and he makes a great coating for potato pancakes, fish, chicken, vegetables. He has a place of honor in my pantry and I'm not ashamed to bring him home to Mama.

You worry too much ;)

I personally have wretched associations with instant mashed potatoes, because I literally lived on them (made with hot tap water, to make it even worse) the winter when I first went off to university, and was completely broke. They were the horrible store brand ones, and the most food purchasable for the money.

But I can't imagine seeing instant mash (or anything else, for that matter) in someone's basket or cart, and passing some sort of judgement on them. Unless that was the ONLY thing they were buying... in which case I know I'd hope they weren't going through a rough patch like the one I'd been through.

I like banana Twinkies.

Sometimes I buy Kraft mac-n-cheez.

the international delight liquid flavored coffee creamers... soooo bad for you and yet I adore them. grin.

Frozen burritos. I love 'em.

*hangs head in shame*

OK, here goes...bologna (hanging head in shame next to slogger)

Velveeta. And even with that, I only experience the most fleeting sense of embarrassment, being a FTITCTAJ kind of girl.

If non-ancient, non-shriveled, unsprouted heads of good quality garlic were available in my stores on an even somewhat reliable basis, I'd be a little embarrassed about the jars of chopped garlic I buy to ensure I always have fresh-like garlic on hand.

But they aren't. (This, even though I live only about 350 miles south of the garlic-growing capital of the USA. Pathetic.)

So I'm not.

(still WAY better than garlic powder, which I also keep on hand)

chin up, brooke29! there's no shame in a delicious newfoundland breakfast of fried bologna and baked beans on toast!

my vice: gigantic bags of no name marshmallows. not too shameful on the surface, but people would be horrified by the speed with which i can chow through a package...

Hebrew National hot dogs .. my husband loves them, even though I don't let him have them very often.

Also, Trader Joe's Truffle Brownie Mix .. 99% of the time, I make brownies from scratch, but I like to have a box on hand b/c it is seriously a one-bowl, 2-minutes and into the oven; no measuring needed.

Okay, this is truly embarassing - SPAM. Very rarely, but hey, I grew up in Hawaii. Everyone ate spam. And seriously, cut to 1/2 inch thick, browned well on both sides, served on a role w/cheese and mustard? It is really delicious. So a couple of times a year I get a craving. I go thru the horror of buying the stuff, blushing at the checkout line when the checkout guy smirks at my food choice (which he may well not be doing), and make a sandwich. It is just delicious. After the one, I'm good for the next 6 months.

O.K...the Kraft Mac n' Cheese....only a couple times a year.....and bologna...about the same. Every once in awhile you get those cravings you can't deny.
On the none grocery shopping front, I haven't been able to give up my Mickey D's....every once in awhile a one of their double cheeseburgers hits the spot!

Being a single woman I always hate to have cucumbers in my cart.....

This definitely inspired me to post on my blog. I know the temptation is to judge ourselves, as serious cooks and eaters, on what we buy, but everyone should loosen up. If you like it and it works for your lifestyle, I see absolutely no reason why is shouldn't go in the grocery cart with pride. Consenting adults, right?

Oh, yeah... thanks chisai... almost forgot the Spam! Yes I buy it. I'm only mildly embarrassed by doing so. But I don't like to admit it to my parents. Weird, huh?

My favorite is Spam on gohan... mmmmmm...

I took photos of the inside of my fridge last week to post online and was kind of embarrassed about the Tofurkey sausages. I figured that I regained some "cool points" with the bottles of Guinness. I'll try anything healthy once, and I don't mean the Guinness.
(mmmm... Guinness.)

Once in awhile (maybe once a year if that) I'll buy Kraft Dinner or Alphaghetti as nostalgic comfort food.

Scrapple!!!!!

Potato Buds are a Thanksgiving tradition. The kids love the "change of pace" from the real deal. Works for me once a year!

@donnie.......I buy Scrapple once in awhile as a special treat for my special elderly friend whom I call Papa. He loves breakfast for dinner - scrapple and over easy eggs. I like it now and then and don't feel guilty buying a small package because I know I'm treating a friend. We like it the same way - about a quarter inch thick and super crispy on the outside. It's not like bacon - something you could eat often, but now and then it really hits the spot, you know?

Are you also in PA?

@PerkyMAc....I live in Philly, so scrapple is EVRYwhere.If someone told me it was a healthy eat, I think I'd eat it all day. Like you said, 'bout a quarter inch thick and super crispy. My dad ,who is 79, likes to make a
scrapple sandwich sometimes with egg sometimes not. I am a scrapple purist.

If you're ever in town, The Dining Car does everything right. They wre just on the Food Network,Diners,Drive Inns, and Dives.

Where are you?

@PerkyMAc....I live in Philly, so scrapple is EVRYwhere.If someone told me it was a healthy eat, I think I'd eat it all day. Like you said, 'bout a quarter inch thick and super crispy. My dad ,who is 79, likes to make a
scrapple sandwich sometimes with egg sometimes not. I am a scrapple purist.

If you're ever in town, The Dining Car does everything right. They wre just on the Food Network,Diners,Drive Inns, and Dives.

Where are you?

@donnie......NW burbs, as they call us on the weather reports. My daughter just moved from Philly to the wrong coast, so I won't be there as often. My friend is PA Dutch from coal country and the scrapple is a real treat to him. His wife has to eat gluten free, so I make something else for her while we feast.

Nice to meet you!

@honey_bumper, I don't measure when I'm baking bread, I just go by feel. Well, I usually measure water (1 cup) and yeast (1 spoon) because that keeps me in check as far as how much bread I'll end up making.

I keep a little scoop in the plastic container where I store the buds, maybe it's about a quarter cup, and I'll put one or two scoops into a one-loaf batch that's got about 2 1/2 - 3 cups of flour. When I'm thinking about it, I put it in first, so it softens in the water, but I've also put it in at the end, and it kneads right in and disappears.

Another interesting addition is mashed squash, like butternut squash. It does the same thing as mashed potatoes, as far as making the bread softer, but it also gives it a pretty yellowish color. It doesn't taste squashy at all.

@CanadianFoodieGirl........that's a question those of us who enjoy scrapple try not to think about, and we NEVER talk about it. It is basically leftover parts of a hog, cornmeal, flour, spices........pork mush is how it's defined. The best scrapple is kind of peppery spicy. It comes in a beige brick, you slice it and cook it until crisp on the outside and soft on the inside. I've never used any "recipe" - just pan fry it.

Here is the wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple

@perkymac....Just found out my nephew needs to eat gluten free. Maybe you can help me pass some recipes on to my sister.

Have an old friend who lived in Ashland.

Nice to meet you as well.

@perkymac....That was the ultimate description of scrapple. Just enjoy it!
It's like that ........restaurant that your friends take you to. No knowledge of
anything on the menu, and you're just flying by the seat of our pants.
The poor man's foi gras.
Sit back and enjoy!

@donnie......You nephew has a tough road ahead. Do children ever outgrow it? Here is a great website:

http://glutenfreegirl.blogspot.com/

Wegman's has a great selection of gluten free products and I buy gluten free flour online, but I'll have to check on the brand. I keep it in the freezer.

My name might give you a hint as to my location. ;)

@perkymac....That was the ultimate description of scrapple. Just enjoy it!
It's like that ........restaurant that your friends take you to. No knowledge of
anything on the menu, and you're just flying by the seat of our pants.
The poor man's foi gras.
Sit back and enjoy!

@perkymac... Thanks for the info. My sister said some kids do outgrow some things. This poor kid is also allergic to dairy,and poultry. My sis is
trying to be really creative with soy, etc.

thanks for the link. I've passed it on and let's hope it helps some.

I'm guessing you're upstate

@donnie........Perkiomen Valley. Not too far, but in the boonies. Tell her to keep a close eye on the soy - my friend is celiac and also allergic to soy. Wow, that's quite a challenge for your sister and your nephew. I can't even imagine. It's nice she has you looking out for them!

Oddly, I've never found Spam to be embarassing to put in my basket. lol

Love is blind.

I sometimes get a craving for Doritos. I hate to buy them, but I secretly love to eat them...

Growing up kosher, no wonder I never heard of scrapple!

I love this question-it relates to one of the weird thoughts I have sometimes while grocery shopping. Have you ever seen any of those TV shows that ambush people at the grocery store to see what they're buying? I've seen dieticians doing this to point out health benefits or dangers to shoppers. Anyway, sometimes while I'm shopping I imagine what the TV dietician would say about what was in my cart, and that's when I get embarrassed at the odd junky thing I buy, like boxed mac and cheese or the family size bag of peanut M & Ms. I also feel proud of myself when I think I would get positive feedback from the dietician about all the fresh produce and whole grains I always buy. Putting this in writing just made me realize how bizarre this is!!

Would a cart half full of Bagel Bites and premade French Fries be embarrassing? A little bit...:)

Hillary
Chew on That

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