Turoxenasaurus Rexurky...
I got this in a T-Giving myspace bulletin by a "comedic" band called The Stick Martin Show. They are actually better-than-average musicians but they sprinkle their songs with comedic lyrics.
The leader prefaced this remark by saying he was a vegetarian and that Turducken sounded gross. Here is his idea:
Next year I'm going to put a Turkey in side of a goose which I will wedge inside of two oxen, which will then be ground up and fed to a dinosaur. Then I wait for dinosaurs to become extinct, and set my oven to 350. I then take the dinosaur fossils and fed them to an Albino Boy from Cleveland, jam that whole mess back into another Turkey and serve it up to my friends and family because I love them.
I call it Turoxenasaurus Rexurky, you'll call it delicious.
I thought this was hysterical (as I do most food-related humor) and hope it gave you a chuckle as well. Happy Major T-Giving Prep Day!
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