I am a bachelor, that being said my fridge is filled with condiments, but never any food.
I was hungry, so I just looked in my fridge, discovered I had bread (which is rare) and not much else.
I made a sandwich with:
(two chopped quarter) artichoke hearts,
(a lot of) horseradish
(a few shakes) of crystal hot sauce.
The sandwich was tasty and filling. I am just not sure what this says about me as a human to create comething like this. I could envision eating it again.