OKAY, this question may not be very original.

In fact, I have seen it posed on other, less-sophisticated forums than "Serious Eats."

BUT, my curiosity is almost as original (and old) as Mesozoic rocks. SOOooo . . . here it is (the question, that is):

“You are on Death Row, and the Warden (or one of his/her minions) asks the proverbial question . . . 'What would you like for your final culinary experience?' "

How would you answer?

P.S. --- To those folks who prefer that I couch my banter in the simplest , and least wordy, format . . . What would you choose as your "Last Meal"? :>)