Question of the Day: Don't put that _______ in my _______!
Hold the mayo! Keep that cilantro outta my burrito!
We loved the question posed by Prof. Plum on Monday (Fill in the blank: I can't keep _______ in my house). In that vein, here's another Mab Lib for you.
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51 Comments:
Don't put that tarragon in my lobster roll!
Don't put that garlic in my macaroni and cheese!
(I love both tarragon and garlic, but they belong in neither of these classics; like showing up at a picnic in a ballgown.)
Oh, and don't put that hard-boiled egg in the center of my meatloaf. That's just *freaky*.
Barbara Hanson at 10:23AM on 06/06/07
Ketchup....hot dog
Mayo...pastrami/roast beef/salami/corned beef
Russian dressing....reuben
Bosmer at 10:28AM on 06/06/07
Don't put that Prosciutto di Parma in my Cubano.
(Just kidding, Ed)
Lou at 10:40AM on 06/06/07
Please don't put that mayo in my baba ganoush.
hereandthe at 10:49AM on 06/06/07
Don't put bottled dressing on my salad!!!!
Mich23 at 10:51AM on 06/06/07
Don't put that cumin in my home fries! Ruins my breakfast when a place tries to gussy up its fried potatoes with anything more than the usual suspects.
Adam Kuban at 11:07AM on 06/06/07
don't put that bacon grease in my vegetables!
don't put that chicken broth in my vegetable soup!
altosaxchica at 11:08AM on 06/06/07
Don't put that ketchup on/ in my anything.
And keep the salt away from my margarita.
MML at 11:10AM on 06/06/07
don't put that lemon in my iced tea or water
don't put ketchup on my hot dog- that is just FOUL
AuntJone at 11:19AM on 06/06/07
don't put raw onion on my burger!
don't put olives in my salad!
don't put seafood on my pizza!
ceforrester at 11:22AM on 06/06/07
Don't put that whipped cream on my dessert!
I know, I know, it's weird but I truly don't like it!
vivian22 at 11:46AM on 06/06/07
Don't put that cow juice (or sugar) in my coffee!
Don't put that tap water in my bourbon!
DocChuck at 11:49AM on 06/06/07
I second altosaxchica!
Keep that bacon grease out of my anything.
Aerin at 12:02PM on 06/06/07
Keep your fork off my plate!
ThatGirl153 at 12:10PM on 06/06/07
Don't put raw tomato on my food!
Don't put olives on my salad!
Don't put a bee in my bonnet!
Curlz at 12:14PM on 06/06/07
Don't put pineapple on my pizza, ketchup on my hot dog or a lime in my beer.
Colorado Jim at 12:15PM on 06/06/07
green bell pepper in my anything
fruit in my beer
mayo on my hoagie
Kim Nyland at 12:56PM on 06/06/07
check...on my side of the table!
Vitello Tonnato at 1:13PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that raw onion in my tuna salad, ruins the flavor.
izzy's mama at 1:21PM on 06/06/07
Don't put capers/olives/walnuts/green bell pepper/coconut in anything!
ride&cook at 2:29PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that sweet relish in my deviled eggs!
Library Lady at 2:59PM on 06/06/07
Don't let that bacon touch that maple syrup.
Phoebe Damrosch at 3:03PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that ice cream on my waffles!
Ash at 3:21PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that cilantro on my anything (I know, let's not open that discussion again).
Don't put cheap wine in my glass!
FKC at 3:28PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that cilantro in my guacamole!
apm3 at 4:20PM on 06/06/07
...sour cream in my Mexican food.
...sugar in my coffee.
...blunt object in my orifice.
...mayo in my burger or sandwich.
The Guilty Carnivore at 4:21PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that canned spaghetti on my toast!
Don't put that chutney on my cheese sandwich!
Don't put that mayo on my hamburger or anything else!
Don't put those raisins in my cookies!
Don't put that nutmeg in my stirfry (freak)!
Don't put that okra on my plate!
Mischiefdish at 5:07PM on 06/06/07
anything in my coffee
And I'm with Kim Nyland - no fruit in my beer.
corycm at 6:41PM on 06/06/07
onion in my salad
sugar in my iced tea
JEP at 7:01PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that ice in my water!
Don't put that cream and sugar in my coffee!
K at 7:50PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that nutmeg/brandy in my eggnog!
(phew, I thought of one!)
AdamH at 9:47PM on 06/06/07
Don't put that lemon in my diet coke.
DaveFaris at 11:31PM on 06/06/07
Don't put those icecubes in my water.
Don't put those boiled eggs in my salad or sandwich.
Don't put that MSG in my kimchi.
Don't put any bananas on my yogurt and granola.
Don't put corn syrup in my anything.
Don't take the fat out of my yogurt.
Anja at 11:41PM on 06/06/07
Don't put those chitterlings anywhere near me or my nostrils! (gag)
Erinay77 at 12:18AM on 06/07/07
Don't put that ice cream on my pie/brownie!
jenki at 12:26AM on 06/07/07
Don't put that ice cream on my pie/brownie!
jenki at 12:26AM on 06/07/07
don't put that high fructose corn syrup in my food.
DaveFaris at 12:50AM on 06/07/07
No mayo on anything of mine but a turkey club. No mayo on my cheesesteak or hoagie OMG GROSS.
No prepared mustard in my potato salad, that is just ewww.
No cilantro in my anything. No marjoram it makes me feel ill.
No green peppers in anything either they make my stomach sick.
No pineapple on my pizza.
No grape jam that is for kids.
Like viv I do not like whipped cream which usually is not even real. If I make a whipped cream icing then I will eat it but not anywhere else but here.
No sweet pickle relish on anything ever.
No munster cheese I hate it.
No cheap grated cheese food product on my pasta OMG I will have a freak out.
No charcoal with the lighter fluid already on it in my BBQ holy hell can you not taste it in the food? Make a fire with a chimney and use plain charcoal.
No pimento cheese, sorry people who love that.
No ranch dressing unless you made it with real buttermilk.
No jello poke cake with cool whip I will scream and run
No ambrosia salad, come on we are adults.
No diet soda ever. If I am going to drink soda I want to drink real sugar filled soda.
No stuff in my ice cream. Do not throw any candy or junk in my cream.
No store bought white bread. It is packing peanuts to me.
No cooked fruit but apples. Don't show me your lovely cherry pie, I will just feel ill.
JerzeeTomato at 1:39AM on 06/07/07
... sugar and cream in my coffee
... raw tomatoes in my food
... ketchup in everything
winny at 6:21AM on 06/07/07
"sugar'........"cornbread." Only a Yankee would do such a thing!
1stmakearoux at 9:02AM on 06/07/07
I'm not that fussy....just don't give me any brussel sprouts or offal....other than that...I'll try nearly anything!
mepolo at 9:07AM on 06/07/07
o.k...wait...I was just reminded of one thing by a co-worker...don't ever put that commercial, from a bucket potato salad on my plate! (or any commercial salad from a bucket for that matter!) yuk!
mepolo at 9:32AM on 06/07/07
I'd posted first yesterday morning and thought I'd check back. Wow! When I read the other entries, I was reminded how many other things I can't stand/eat in other foods. Does that make me "picky?"
hereandthe at 9:44AM on 06/07/07
Don't put that GREASE in my VEGGIES!
Don't put that OIL / LARD in my SOUP!
Don't put that CREAMER / REGULAR MILK in my COFFEE!
Don't put that DRESSING in my SALAD
Don't put that AVACADO in my CALIFORNIA ROLL
Don't put those SEEDS in my SUSHI ROLL
I'm really neurotic when it comes to fat: oil, butter, cream, lard, seeds, nuts, avacados, fatty meat, and olives added to food
Dreamzoxo at 9:45AM on 06/07/07
mayo on my ruben
sugar in my iced tea
lisbear18 at 12:23PM on 06/07/07
Don't put lemon in my water.
Don't put shredded carrots in my Jell-O. Gross!
Diz at 1:36PM on 06/07/07
Don't put chunks in my yogurt.
Don't put raisins or other fruit in my bread products.
Don't put anything related to milk in my tea.
wellred at 1:44PM on 06/07/07
Don't put that cucumber in my California roll!
Don't put those bean sprouts on my pad Thai.
Dee at 2:29PM on 06/07/07
Don't put that SUGAR in my GRITS!
rbryants at 4:59PM on 06/07/07
Don't put that raw onion or dressing in my salad (dressing on the side, please).
emily20008 at 5:05PM on 06/07/07
Cream in my carbonara
kqrbob at 5:19PM on 06/07/07