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Ketchup....hot dog

Mayo...pastrami/roast beef/salami/corned beef

Russian dressing....reuben

Please don't put that mayo in my baba ganoush.

Don't put that cumin in my home fries! Ruins my breakfast when a place tries to gussy up its fried potatoes with anything more than the usual suspects.

Don't put that ketchup on/ in my anything.

And keep the salt away from my margarita.

don't put raw onion on my burger!

don't put olives in my salad!

don't put seafood on my pizza!

Don't put that cow juice (or sugar) in my coffee!

Don't put that tap water in my bourbon!

Keep your fork off my plate!

Don't put pineapple on my pizza, ketchup on my hot dog or a lime in my beer.

check...on my side of the table!

Don't put capers/olives/walnuts/green bell pepper/coconut in anything!

Don't let that bacon touch that maple syrup.

Don't put that cilantro on my anything (I know, let's not open that discussion again).

Don't put cheap wine in my glass!

...sour cream in my Mexican food.

...sugar in my coffee.

...blunt object in my orifice.

...mayo in my burger or sandwich.

anything in my coffee

And I'm with Kim Nyland - no fruit in my beer.

Don't put that ice in my water!
Don't put that cream and sugar in my coffee!

Don't put that lemon in my diet coke.

Don't put those chitterlings anywhere near me or my nostrils! (gag)

Don't put that ice cream on my pie/brownie!

No mayo on anything of mine but a turkey club. No mayo on my cheesesteak or hoagie OMG GROSS.
No prepared mustard in my potato salad, that is just ewww.
No cilantro in my anything. No marjoram it makes me feel ill.
No green peppers in anything either they make my stomach sick.
No pineapple on my pizza.
No grape jam that is for kids.
Like viv I do not like whipped cream which usually is not even real. If I make a whipped cream icing then I will eat it but not anywhere else but here.
No sweet pickle relish on anything ever.
No munster cheese I hate it.
No cheap grated cheese food product on my pasta OMG I will have a freak out.
No charcoal with the lighter fluid already on it in my BBQ holy hell can you not taste it in the food? Make a fire with a chimney and use plain charcoal.
No pimento cheese, sorry people who love that.
No ranch dressing unless you made it with real buttermilk.
No jello poke cake with cool whip I will scream and run
No ambrosia salad, come on we are adults.
No diet soda ever. If I am going to drink soda I want to drink real sugar filled soda.
No stuff in my ice cream. Do not throw any candy or junk in my cream.
No store bought white bread. It is packing peanuts to me.
No cooked fruit but apples. Don't show me your lovely cherry pie, I will just feel ill.

"sugar'........"cornbread." Only a Yankee would do such a thing!

o.k...wait...I was just reminded of one thing by a co-worker...don't ever put that commercial, from a bucket potato salad on my plate! (or any commercial salad from a bucket for that matter!) yuk!

Don't put that GREASE in my VEGGIES!
Don't put that OIL / LARD in my SOUP!
Don't put that CREAMER / REGULAR MILK in my COFFEE!
Don't put that DRESSING in my SALAD
Don't put that AVACADO in my CALIFORNIA ROLL
Don't put those SEEDS in my SUSHI ROLL

I'm really neurotic when it comes to fat: oil, butter, cream, lard, seeds, nuts, avacados, fatty meat, and olives added to food

Don't put lemon in my water.

Don't put shredded carrots in my Jell-O. Gross!

Don't put that cucumber in my California roll!
Don't put those bean sprouts on my pad Thai.

Don't put that raw onion or dressing in my salad (dressing on the side, please).