Question of the Day: Got any good food jokes?
We just read a food joke in the New York Times this morning: "So there are these two muffins baking in an oven. One of them yells, 'Wow, it’s hot in here!' And the other muffin replies: 'Holy cow! A talking muffin!'"
Anybody care to share a good food joke? We'll take bad ones, too. Here's one of ours:
Customer: "Do you serve crabs here?"
Waiter: "Yes, sir. We'll serve just about anybody."
Ba-da-bum! Groan ...
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13 Comments:
One of my friends made this one up (at least I think he did). I won't take credit for it... it's so bad hehe.
My Friend: I ran out of Indian flatbread today!
Me: So??
My Friend: I guess you're right, it's a naan issue.
JadedOne at 11:08AM on 03/13/07
A skeleton walks into a restaurant and asks for a hamburger and a mop.
ThatGirl153 at 11:57AM on 03/13/07
Punchline = cream of sum yung guy.
The Guilty Carnivore at 1:33PM on 03/13/07
A ham and cheese sandwich walk into a bar, they sit down and order a couple shots. The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we do not serve food here.
hardy har har!
NickDavid at 2:05PM on 03/13/07
A termite walks in to a bar and asks "is the bartender here?"
malenky at 2:55PM on 03/13/07
Patron: Waiter, I'll have a cup of coffee with one sugar, no cream.
Watier: I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of cream, you'll have to have it without milk.
emily20008 at 3:51PM on 03/13/07
two peanuts were walking in Central Park and one was a salted.
jellybean at 3:58PM on 03/13/07
A customer is browsing the frozen Butterballs at the market, deciding which to buy for his family's Thanksgiving dinner. Unsatisfied with the birds he sees in front of him, he asks the clerk, "Son, do these turkeys get any bigger?" To which the clerk replies, "No, sir. They're dead."
Thank you, and I'm sorry. So very, very sorry.
corycm at 4:09PM on 03/13/07
If Adam and Eve were Chinese... they would've eaten the snake.
/me is Chinese-Singaporean, first heard this from my dad.
turkiyaki at 5:51PM on 03/13/07
Q: What made the tomato blush?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Oh yeah, I'm here all night Ladies & Gentlemen.
thefrugalfoodie at 7:46PM on 03/13/07
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
KDBlue at 9:35PM on 03/13/07
A cup of yogurt walks into a bar to order a drink.
Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your type here"
Yogurt says, "why not, I'm cultured"
Ha!
Wineandwheels.com at 11:17PM on 03/13/07
What did one mushroom say to the other?
"Gee your a fun guy!"
JoAnn at 5:42PM on 03/15/07