We just read a food joke in the New York Times this morning: "So there are these two muffins baking in an oven. One of them yells, 'Wow, it’s hot in here!' And the other muffin replies: 'Holy cow! A talking muffin!'"

Anybody care to share a good food joke? We'll take bad ones, too. Here's one of ours:

Customer: "Do you serve crabs here?"
Waiter: "Yes, sir. We'll serve just about anybody."

Ba-da-bum! Groan ...