Over 30 years of trying ramens, after sampling over 650 different unique varieties, I'll be the first to admit that they're not all good. So here's the Ramen Rater's official list of funny, strange, and gross instant noodles. More
Check out this new Skittles "Touch The Rainbow" commercial and prepare to be cuted-out, followed by totally weirded-out. I honestly wish the commercial was just the first half but for much longer. As it stands, it reminds me of the weird Burger King "Creepy King" ads. Enough with the creepiness already—bring on more cute, please! You all with me here? Watch the video and decide. More
Rye Romano. Crostini Ricci. Bao Wow. Pumpernickelas Cage. Ever think about what celebrities would look like if they changed their names to bread-inspired puns? Probably not, but Bread People is here to show you. [via Buzzfeed] More
Did you ever hear that song about the great Greek warrior Agamemnon and his singing leg of lamb, Legolambnon? You haven't? Well. Now's your chance. More
You'll never look at curled up cats the same way again. Croissants! All of them! More
Make your iPhone look less sleek and more edible with these Japanese food-themed iPhone covers from Strapya World. Choose between Bento, Sunny Side Up Egg with Bacon, Tonkatsu, and Yakisoba, available for pre-order for $43.20 each. [via Unique Daily] More
Take a trippy journey through the innards of fruits, vegetables, and fungi at Inside Insides, a blog of MRI scans of produce. I could look at this artichoke all day—the cantaloupe, less so (it makes me think of lampreys). [via Metafilter] More
It's the same old story: One moment you're just sitting in the forest under a light snowfall while enjoying a cup of Milk Seafood Cup Noodles, then Cheese and Pepper aliens suddenly jump out from behind the trees and shoot cheese and pepper out of their fingertips and into your cup. Soon your screams of horror turn into gushes of gastronomic delight. Thus is the magic of Cheese and Pepper aliens. And instant noodles. More
Carve Steve's head out of a block of mozzerella, add some black pepper for hair, stick on a pair of glasses, and you've got the perfect centerpiece for your iPad launch party. Check out the instructions for making a Steve Jobs Cheese Head and suggestions for how to serve it at The Cooks' Den. More
This IHOP commercial from 1969 features everything you love about America's favorite house of pancakes: happy family members running in slow motion while carrying giant clusters of balloons, a voiceover that sounds like a chipmunk, unappetizing-looking food...wait, what? More
