"Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler
Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. NSFW photographic evidence after the jump. [via Found Shit]
Candy necklaces are so rated-PG. Go for the saucy bra and g-string set instead, made of sweet Smarties-like beads. Besides, we all know the gelatinous, fruit snack-like alternatives are pretty overplayed and far less glam. This one is awfully skimpy however, with its one-size-fits-most caveat. And nut allergy victims should be forewarned—it's made in a factory with nut-containing foods according to one online shop. First no peanut butter, now this!
In 2006, talk show diva Kelly Ripa received one from Rege, and while cat-walking across the stage in her new brasserie she yelled, “This could be the greatest gift I've ever got!” Not a bad usage of $8.95.
After the jump, Kelly Ripa models the candy bra.
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