Vegan Zombies, This Shirt's for You
Dennis Culver's Vegan Zombie shirt may not be a reality yet, but you can vote at Threadless.com to help give everyone a chance to display the grain-loving pride of the vegan undead.
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Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want
In response to Jessica Simpson's meat-lovin' t-shirt—now available through the 23rd from Primehouse New York—PETA came up with "Top Five Reasons Only Stupid Girls Brag About Eating Meat." It's nothing we haven't heard from PETA before; the reasons are generally valid warnings about breast cancer and the environment, couched in PETA's typical propaganda rhetoric. But reason number four, "Meat will make you fat", is just plain offensive—especially since the post described Simpson as best known for "her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes" and expressed hope that "the upcoming 'Jessica Simpson's Intimates' line comes in plus sizes."
Excuse me, PETA, but whether we choose to eat a nice juicy steak or a big bowl of rice and beans, "real girls" don't all have to look like (rumored vegetarians) Kate Moss or Avril Lavigne. [via Grub Street]
Cilantro Haters Unite, While Wearing Anti-Cilantro Graphic Tees
Some think cilantro and think, green herb in guacamole, but others look at the leaves and shudder, cursing the evildoer for ruining otherwise vibrant curries, Indian chutneys and Mexican salsas. Roughly 2,000 haters have gathered on the web-based community IHateCilantro.com to "tell their story," buy anti-cilantro mugs and pray that one day we'll all wake up and it'll all just parsley.
The community's manifesto reads: "Together they have chosen against cilantro. They have chosen against it in their meals, in their kitchens and in their stomachs." Beyond tees, members can purchase throw pillows, steins and even fuzzy bears branded with the slashed-out cilantro bunch. Poets can vent under the site's "haiku" section, where one member "Milford," for example, had the following to say.
redolent of soap
this herb washes away hope
a good meal ruined
- Milford
We All Scream for Ice Cream ... T-Shirts!
Just in time for summer, Poketo's yummy ice cream t-shirts designed by artist Pepa Prieto.
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Frypunk T-Shirt
Not a fan of the Steampunk culture? Maybe you'd rather proclaim your allegiance to everything dunked in hot oil with a Frypunk t-shirt.
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Pig Butchering Guide T-Shirts Are Here
Rock the latest in pork-related fashion—our favorite Pig Butchering Guide is now available in the form of t-shirts, bags, and other wearables. Now it's up to you to spread the gospel of delicious pig parts. Thank you, Carl!
How Hamburgers Are Made
The secrets of hamburger production are revealed with this new T-shirt from Threadless. All it takes is a cow, a winged gnome-fairy creature wielding a magic wand, and in a poof of red smoke—TA-DA—instant burger! (A few steps may have been left out and/or altered in the design of the shirt.)
A Pie Chart of Pies
Internet T-shirt manufacturer extraordinaire Threadless just released a new batch of designs today, and my favorite of the lot is Pie Chart by Graham Dobson, a stylish pie chart of pies. I love pies, pie charts, and recursive humor, so this shirt is a trifecta of awesomeness for me. $15 for a regular shirt, $17 for a girlie tee.
Previously: Tasty Fast Food T-Shirts From Threadless
Free Hot Doug
Wear your love of foie gras on your sleeve with this T-shirt. Doug Sohn of Chicago's Hot Doug's was fined for violating the city's ban on foie gras. [via Hungry]
Forbidden Love of Hot Dog & Banana
"True love is more powerful than peer pressure, social norms or any other of mankind's laws. It is especially true when you're talking about hot dogs- those suckers shouldn't even exist." Superstar indie web comic Diesel Sweeties is phasing out their Forbidden Love of Hot Dog & Banana t-shirt on April 15th, so if you like hot dogs, bananas, love and pixel art, plus the idea of wearing food on your chest, consider this a friendly exhortation to buy one before it becomes an unattainable collector's item. Shirts are $18 mens/19$ womens, + shipping.
Tasty Fast Food T-Shirts From Threadless
The two shirt designs above are the winners of the recent Fast Food Nation contest over at internet t-shirt manufacturer extraordinaire Threadless; the blue shirt's Fast Food Meal by Diego Soares, the red ones Inside You by Matt Palmer. Both are $15/men and $17/women, plus Inside You's also available as a $40 hoodie, if you're so inclined. All of us at Serious Eats approve of wearing what our bellies desire on our chests, so please let us know where to get other awesome food-emblazoned clothing in the comments or via email. Our wardrobes thank you in advance.
Chocolate Molecule Ladies Tee
Really love chocolate? Let the world—or at least, the nerdiest people in it—know how you feel by wearing this theobromine molecule t-shirt. Theobromine's "the tasty little number who puts your mind in a happy place while you are eating chocolate. Molecularly similar to caffeine, but with just enough differences to make her a much smoother date, Theobromine is slower to burn out of your system and induces gentle, sensual stimulation to your muscular and cardiovascular systems. Grrrrrrrr!" Sorry boys, this one's for women only, $17.99 from ThinkGeek.
[via Wonderland]
