Posted by Erin Zimmer, September 15, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Are you tired of diets that actually involve eating less and exercising? Want to replace the flavored water and grapefruit regimen with 12,000 calories a day? That would be a pound of pasta, an actual pig in a blanket, a barrel of Halloween candy, and a pitcher of Hollandaise sauce—just for one meal! Jared Fogle, of Subway diet fame, makes a cameo in this SNL sketch from the weekend, but does not approve. He seems to think results will yield a blubbery belly instead of rock-hard Olympian gold medalist abs. Video, after the jump.
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Posted by Erin Zimmer, August 14, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Before you leave the house for any party, you do the routine check: keys, wallet, phone, mints. Now you can add hot sauce carry purse to that list. Because what if they hand you a burger and don't have bottles of tongue-burning, chili pepper-laden condiments waiting? "They ain't got no hot sauce! I told you we should have called first...C'mon woman, get in the car, we got to go!" Bernie Mac, who died Saturday morning of pneumonia, was freaking out in this SNL sketch until his lady whipped out her sweet Tabasco accessory, where each compartment is insulated and calibrated for maximum hot sauce freshness.
Bernie even had something for guys who didn't want to schlep around a girly bag. "Oh, it's still a purse, but it's for dudes." Conveniently, it just sits around your wrist plus it has that stylish Tabasco logo in the corner. Even when you're busy getting down on the dance floor, you won't even know it's there! Watch the video after the jump.
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Posted by Raphael, May 18, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Last night's Saturday Night Live featured Steve Carell doing a funny monologue about having drank too many Red Bulls:
You know, the most amazing part of SNL is the schedule. You're putting in 18-hour days - by the end of the week, you're exhausted, and you have to count on your adrenaline to kick in. But what if it doesn't? Now that's why, as a precautionary measure, I drank six Red Bulls. Now, I never had one before, so I hope that's enough. And I also ate a bunch of Sour Patch Kids...
Video after the jump.
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Posted by Raphael, April 13, 2008 at 4:30 PM
April 12th's Saturday Night Live featured three clips of Ashton Kutcher dressed up as a giant chocolate bar with a killer instinct, cute mime clown face and all. Clip after the jump.
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Posted by Raphael, April 8, 2008 at 12:15 PM
"A Sicilian empanada with marshmallow Peep foam."
Last weekend's Saturday Night Live, with guest host Christopher Walken, skewered 'Top Chef.' The skit features "Wylie DelMario," a "weird judge-guy who we tell you owns a restaurant somewhere," faux-hawk jokes, and the contestants reinventing a deep-dish pizza using beets, couscous, frozen yogurt, medicine, a paper bag, stale Peeps, and Padma's gum.
Video after the jump.
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