Entries tagged with 'humor'
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What's a None Pizza with Left Beef? Very, very sad....
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Need to look up a food term? Check out The Devil's Food Dictionary by Barry Foy where you will find only the most accurate and succinct definitions. For instance, butter is "the fatty substance said to have inspired the invention of margarine," organic food is "a term describing what our ancestors knew simply as 'food,'" and shelf life is "the amount of time that a food product can be offered for sale before finally being donated to poor people." Hopefully the dictionary will someday exist in physical form and grace the countertops of kitchens everywhere....
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Best Wishes Suzanne Under Neat that We will Miss you Huh? He told them to write: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We Will Miss You." That's what miscommunication with the cake decorators at Wal-Mart will get you....
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Through the execution of a series of carefully planned procedures in controlled environments, the team behind How Much Is Inside? discovers how much stuff is inside stuff. No, not like how many ounces of ketchup are in a standard ketchup bottle—that information is already written on the packaging—but how many free fast food packets of ketchup will fit into a bottle and how much each packet costs. You know, vital information that most people don't bother to test because they claim to have more important things to do, like work, sleep, or eat....
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Behold, the combination of two things many parents highly disapprove of: candy and The Simpsons. Candy Addict lists the Top 10 Simpsons Candy Moments to celebrate the release of the upcoming Simpsons movie. While I can't recall every one of these moments, I agree that nothing can beat Homer's gleeful frolic through the Land of Chocolate:...
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If you're a zombie, be sure to follow the Zombie Food Pyramid to remain at peak human-eating condition. You wouldn't want your arm to fall off while cracking into a fresh human skull now, would you? Be sure to eat plenty of brains, but go light on the bones and gristle. The drawing appears to have been originally made by Mike Capen for Threadless.com. For another take on the nutritional needs of zombies, read this zombie health article from The Onion....
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Violent Veg is a series of dioramas featuring anthropomorphic produce in silly, strange, mostly pun-enhanced situations. These aren't just carrots with drawn-on faces—special lighting, settings, and props are used to bring life to this odd and elaborate world of wide-eyed fruits and vegetables. I think I'll be dead before carrots evolve into hoodlums with biceps; for now these creatures only exist on t-shirts, keychains, and other merchandise. [via chocolatesuze]...
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InventorSpot give their list of the Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Japanese Drinks as proof that Japan is at the forefront of beverage ingenuity. Do you dream of cucumber-flavored Pepsi? They've got it! How about salad flavored water? Got that too! Kids want to join in on the beer-drinking fun? Just give them a frosty bottle of non-alcoholic Kidsbeer! If you have a local Japanese supermarket ("browsing supermarkets" is one of my major pastimes, at least) be on the lookout for "interesting drinks that probably wouldn't survive in the US market." There are loads of them. Check out Dan's photos of bizarre Japanese beverages for inspiration....
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Handsome Donkey gives us the 5 Worst Candies of all time in this handy video that illustrates typical human reactions to eating such candies: Who are the sugary perpetrators? Paper Dots , Wax Bottles, Chewing Tobacco (certainly a bad candy since it's not even candy), Circus Peanuts and Necco wafers (tie), and the number one criminal to all candy kind, Giant Jawbreakers. While I don't necessarily agree that these are the worst candies of all time, I do think that they all suck. Out of everything on the list I've only had the displeasure of eating wax bottles and jawbreakers, probably because they came with goody bags from childhood parties and kids will eat anything artificially colored and borderline toxic...
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How does one determine the winner in a battle between doughnuts versus celery? Taste? Texture? Color? No way; those factors are too open ended. Comedy duo Smosh knows there are better ways to test the merits of food. Does it make a good pogo stick? Is it an effective oven mitt? Can it be used to rob a defenseless person? Find out who the champion is in the video, Food Battle 2007. [Caution: This video may not be safe to watch if you're offended by idiocy. Otherwise, it's kind of awesome.]...
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