Entries tagged with 'funny'
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What's the Slaughterhouse? A gingerbread house made of slaughtered animals instead of gingerbread. More specifically, it's made of steak bricks, a ham door, ham windows, a ribs fence, and a candied bacon roof. Non-slaughtered animal components include mashed potato snow, a puff pastry ceiling, and lots of Cheez Wiz. And that's how
Epic Meal Time says, "Merry Christmas!"
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It ain't a
Guy Fieri Thanksgiving if your dishes aren't infused with alcohol.
All of your dishes. Take your Thanksgiving dinner full throttle with these tips from the Food Network star (played by
Bobby Moynihan). You'll be making pancake-chunk stuffing, Rumple Minze-infused cranberry sauce, and turduckenrapigcowcowhorsenishgamehen in no time.
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"She actually seemed to like throwing up. To the simple dog, throwing up was like some magical power that she never knew she possessed - the ability to create infinite food."
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When Martha Stewart appeared on the
Colbert Report yesterday, she didn't demonstrate her culinary prowess—Colbert demonstrated his. You'll be topping Wonder Bread with mayonnaise and Kool Aid mix, and smashing liverwurst and ketchup together to make a spread in no time.
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The Oatmeal's latest comic, "
Why I Don't Cook at Home," is pretty much my reason for not cooking for myself at home: I'd rather go out for a burger than be left with a fridge full of unappetizing leftovers and a kitchen splattered with the remnants of my failed efforts. Of course,
if you cook well this is less of a problem.
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"This is it guys—treat us today. Spoil us." Here's a look at how the contestants on the finale of UK-based reality TV show
MasterChef: The Professionals probably didn't wow the judges, unless pineapple and cheese skewers or a raw apple topped with butter is the new face of British cuisine.
[SPOILER ALERT: The video reveals the winner and the winner is announced in the post.]
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Did you ever hear that song about the great Greek warrior Agamemnon and his singing leg of lamb, Legolambnon?
You haven't? Well. Now's your chance.
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Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Subway, Doritos, Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and more vie for your attention using the least amount of money in this never-before-aired multiproduct commercial. You will emerge with a sense of confusion. And maybe a craving for Pop Tarts.
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This animated short teaches kids two important lessons: 1) Hydrating those in need is more important than making money off your lemonade stand, and 2) Don't mess with Death.
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Pandas are such adorably, fuzzy, lumbering creatures. Except for this panda. If you don't use
Arab Dairy's Panda brand cheese, he'll unleash his wrath. Office workers, hospital patients, pizza makers, grocery store shoppers—no one is safe.
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