In lieu of giving out mini toothpastes at annual events like "Oral Health Month," Colgate is dispensing the actual sources of plaque: ice cream and cotton candy. But the sticks meant for holding each sweet aren't average sticks. Shaped like toothbrushes, they reveal dental hygiene messages like "Don't forget." It's like having a dentist live inside your food! It'd be a lot weirder, though probably more convenient, if there was an actual toothbrush buried underneath. Previously In Videos: Extreme Toothbrushing Emeril New Spokesman for Crest, Still Uses Tired Catchphrase Dentist Will Buy Your Leftover Halloween Candy... More

Like any good dentist, Linda King of Locust Grove, Georgia, is handing out toothbrushes and pretzels for Halloween. Additionally, as a godsend to parents, she's buying back candy after Halloween is over. For $1 a pound, she'll take kids' extra candy and send it to military members overseas through Operation Gratitude. Last year she bought back about 60 pounds of candy. Imagine yourself as a kid. Would you sell your candy back to Dr. King?... More

Crest Whitening Expressions needs a fresh, clean catchphrase, so who better to reel in video submissions with ideas than the Catchphrase King. Emeril Bam! Lagasse. Who cares if his teeth are white (not enough close-ups in this ad to say for sure) or if he actually uses Crest. (What if he's a Colgate man? Gasp.) So far, he isn't working with much. Submitted catchphrases include: "Aiee, chihuahaha," "Boo-yah," and "Owwwa." They're getting pretty desperate. Watch Emeril flex Bam! in the Crest campaign, after the jump.... More

This is how you brush your teeth after drinking Mountain Dew. Warning: If you’re at work, turn down your volume and/or put on headphones before watching. What's this have to do with food? You've gotta keep your teeth in shape to eat, doncha? Video, after the jump.... More