Do you meat sauce? Do you love sauce? Do you love dipping meat in sauce? Then bring your meat to Sauceman's and dip away! They provide the over 1000 dipping sauce combinations—you just need to bring your own meat. Alright, Sauceman's doesn't exist—it's a restaurant portrayed in Adult Swim's completely absurd animated series Tom Goes to the Mayor—but maybe this idea will become a reality someday! And then immediately fail. Watch the meat-dipping action, after the jump.... More

"White and tender surround the center / Cozy, sitting in the crackling shell." What are those high-pitched voices singing about? Eggs! Eggs! So many eggs! Smiling eggs! Ninja eggs! Strawberry eggs! Dear god, this song is now permanently stuck in my head! If you didn't love eggs before, you will after watching this video. Because you won't have a choice. The voices continue to screech, "I love egg!" in your brain long after the video is over. Experience the hypnotizing power of singing, animated eggs, after the jump.... More

This is how you use a treadmill. If you want to bulk up. On flab. (This method is only recommended if you're an adorable blobby orange creature with two teeth.) Watch the animation after the jump.... More