"I can't believe I'm admitting to eating Top Ramen this often, but in the past couple of months I have had two separate packets that contained two flavor packets each. And then today my ramen contained no flavor packet. Where's the beef (powder), Top Ramen?" —Michele Humes...
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"I'm shaking my head at the irony of Joy of Cooking frozen food products." —Lisa Fain...
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"'What are your favorite kitchen tools?' My teeth." —HeartofGlass, in summing up the Talk topics mentioned in TYTW: Nagging Questions...
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"I have something like this for my iPod. It's called 'The Carpenter's Greatest Hits'—if I'm listening to it, I am surely too drunk to drive." —JudgeFudge, responding to the iBreath iPod breath analyzer...
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“Now I can reflect back and I got a win over Mike Holmgren. That’s something. That’s not just split pea soup.” —Jim Zorn, Washington Redskins head coach [via Extreme Mortman]...
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"Turkey Day is my Olympics!" —Serious Eats community member JerzeeTomato, in a comment from last year that we just rediscovered today. Trotting it out again this year because, really, it's timeless....
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Photograph from Jamoker on Flickr "Democracy is even tastier when served with waffle fries." —anonymous...
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"I’m black, you see, and I haven’t gained a pound since college. I skip breakfast most days, have maybe half a sandwich for lunch, and sometimes I forget to eat dinner. Just slips my mind. Yesterday morning, I woke up to a new world. America had elected a Skinny Black Guy president." —Colson Whitehead, Skinny Black Guy...
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"Most people don't realize that POTUS's 'Peaches' is not a weird novelty rock song; rather, it is actually a thinly veiled critique of the anti-locavore movement." —Helen Rosner, MenuPages Chicago...
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"Hey, Dunkin' Donuts: America does not run on Dunkin'. You guys owe me a new gas tank." —Stephen Colbert, on Monday's show opener...
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