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Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, With Cookware!

Erin Zimmer 17 comments

[Photographs: pauladeen.com] Though her methods usually involve deep-fried butter balls, this time Paula Deen is trying to kill us via cast iron cookware. As Diner's Journal points out, Deen started selling cast iron products through QVC in March, but buyers were recently alerted of a recall on three of the items, which can reportedly "crack or shatter during heating." Related Paula Deen is Trying to Kill Us, Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... More

In Videos: Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites

Alaina Browne 40 comments

Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it. The video evidence, after the jump.... More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us: The Thanksgiving Special

Robyn Lee 25 comments

Is your Thanksgiving menu low on hardcore, gut-busting, gluttonous dishes? Let Paula Deen be your guide! While searching the recipes on her website, we came across some eye-opening gems. You know, dishes that are probably delicious but we're hesitant to make because they might immediately block major arteries upon contact with our lips. Here are some of our favorites that reinforce our love for Paula: Deep-Fried Stuffing on a Stick: Because everything is better deep-fried on a stick. Deep-Fried Cranberry Sauce Fritters: You know, this sounds like it could be good. Semi-molten cranberry sauce in a crispy crust, anyone? Mrs. Hoggle’s Stuffed Cranberry Sauce: Mayonnaise, cranberry sauce, cream cheese, and pecans. Beware. Roasted Turkey with Fried Pecan-Bourbon Glaze: This is... More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 6: Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole

Raphael 40 comments

The queen of buttery goodness Paula Deen shocks us yet again with her Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole. More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 5: Butter, Mayo, Whiz Cheese Spread

Adam Kuban 58 comments

Summer is the time for sequels, and that's also the case here at Serious Eats, as we present the latest in the venerable franchise that is Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us. Here, the Divine Ms. Deen unleashes her recipe for All Purpose Cheese Spread on a holiday weekend–weary public. After the jump ... LISTEN as the sound of butter, mayo, "jarred cheese," and garlic powder squish under the wire beaters of an electric mixer! WATCH as Paula samples the fruits of her madness! FEEL your cholesterol skyrocket through the roof!... More

P.D.I.T.T.K.U. Bonus Material: Paula Deen Burger with Two Very Special Patties

A Hamburger Today Adam Kuban 8 comments

foodnetwork.com If last week's post on Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger was the latest in our P.D.I.T.T.K.U. franchise, then this post is like the director's cut released only on DVD. It's the Big Mike Burger, and it consists of not... More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger

A Hamburger Today Adam Kuban 78 comments

Introducing the Lady's Brunch Burger, Paula Deen's doughnut-bun burger. Sure, we've championed doughnut burgers on A Hamburger Today before, and this isn't all that much different. More

Who Loves Butter?

Raphael 4 comments

A child answers the question: Who loves butter? From Lazy Man and Health. Related, 'Paula Deen is Trying Kill Us': Part 1, Part 2, Part 3... More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 3

Adam Kuban 44 comments

This time with fudge made from Velveeta, butter, and cocoa powder. Formed into balls. Placed on sticks. Dipped in white chocolate. Rolled in nuts. She doesn't want us to live to see the New Year. Recipe here. Previously: Part 1: Deep-Fried Butter; Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Mac and Cheese... More

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us 2: Bacon-Wrapped Fried Mac

Adam Kuban 17 comments

Remember when Paula Deen tried to kill us with deep-fried butter? She's back, this time with a recipe for fried mac and cheese. And not just any garden variety mac-and-cheese recipe. Nope. This one calls for a pound of bacon and five eggs total. Wait—only 4 tablespoons butter? Is that a typo? [via Matt J.]... More

Paula Deen Is Trying To Kill Us

Lia Bulaong 82 comments

I know Paula Deen seems like a nice little old lady, with her big silver hair and friendly Southern drawl, but today I've finally come to believe that she's pure evil. How else to explain why she would unleash a recipe for deep fried butter balls on an unsuspecting public? No, I am not making that up, and yes, the recipe really is what it sounds like: Deep-fried. Balls. Of. Butter. You mix butter with cream cheese, shape it into balls, freeze them, and then drop them in the deep-fryer. People, she must be stopped. Related Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Fried Mac Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 3: Velveeta Fudge... More

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