Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it. The video evidence, after the jump.
Is your Thanksgiving menu low on hardcore, gut-busting, gluttonous dishes? Let Paula Deen be your guide! While searching the recipes on her website, we came across some eye-opening gems. You know, dishes that are probably delicious but we're hesitant to make because they might immediately block major arteries upon contact with our lips. Here are some of our favorites that reinforce our love for Paula:
Today we present the latest installment of a long-running franchise here at Serious Eats: Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us. From an episode entitled "Gone Bananas" that re-ran today, the queen of buttery goodness Paula Deen shocks us yet again with her Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole.
Combining ham, bacon, cheddar cheese, potato chips, bananas, white bread, eggs, milk, cream, and an unspecified amount of butter, Deen bridges the divide between sweet and savory, between bread pudding and casserole, between acceptable and unacceptable. I'm revolted. And kinda curious what it tastes like.
Summer is the time for sequels, and that's also the case here at Serious Eats, as we present the latest in the venerable franchise that is Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us. Here, the Divine Ms. Deen unleashes her recipe for All Purpose Cheese Spread on a holiday weekend–weary public.
After the jump ...
LISTEN as the sound of butter, mayo, "jarred cheese," and garlic powder squish under the wire beaters of an electric mixer!
WATCH as Paula samples the fruits of her madness!
FEEL your cholesterol skyrocket through the roof!
A child answers the question: Who loves butter?
From Lazy Man and Health.
Related, 'Paula Deen is Trying Kill Us': Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
This time with fudge made from Velveeta, butter, and cocoa powder. Formed into balls. Placed on sticks. Dipped in white chocolate. Rolled in nuts. She doesn't want us to live to see the New Year. Recipe here.
Previously:
Part 1: Deep-Fried Butter; Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Mac and Cheese
Remember when Paula Deen tried to kill us with deep-fried butter?
She's back, this time with a recipe for fried mac and cheese. And not just any garden variety mac-and-cheese recipe. Nope. This one calls for a pound of bacon and five eggs total.
Wait—only 4 tablespoons butter? Is that a typo?
I know Paula Deen seems like a nice little old lady, with her big silver hair and friendly Southern drawl, but today I've finally come to believe that she's pure evil. How else to explain why she would unleash a recipe for deep fried butter balls on an unsuspecting public?
No, I am not making that up, and yes, the recipe really is what it sounds like: Deep-fried. Balls. Of. Butter. You mix butter with cream cheese, shape it into balls, freeze them, and then drop them in the deep-fryer. People, she must be stopped.
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Fried Mac
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 3: Velveeta Fudge
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 5: Butter, Mayo, Whiz Cheese Spread
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