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Quotations from Chairman Bruni

I knew Mr. B was going to hate Max Brenner, Chocolate By The Bald Man, I just didn't know how he would express his distaste. The stupendous lead paragraph: "If we're not vigilant, who knows what could happen? We could wake up one dark chocolate morning to an East River of cocoa and a Hudson of hot fudge, slices of banana bobbing on its surface. The streets would be paved with bonbons, the skyscrapers bricked with fudge. Calorie counts would skyrocket. And a pox of tooth decay would descend." His take on a congealed lasagna Bolognese: It "could have been the work of that great Italian artisan Chef Boyardee." His 6-year-old nephew Gavin delivered the coup de grace. After eating...

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6 Comments | Posted by Ed Levine, May 2, 2007 at 6:47 AM
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