I've shared my opinion on pizza toppings here already but the real question is, what does resident tasting expert and Serious Eats Puppy-At-Large Hambone like on his pies?
'Hambone's Taste Tests' on Serious Eats
What do you do with leftovers from a strawberry yogurt taste test? Repurpose them for a canine version, duh. I can't say that Hambone was particularly discerning in his tastes.
In an attempt to give all the cereals in this tasting a fair shake, we decided to get the opinion of the only cereal virgin in the joint, namely, this guy. Hambone. He accepted the job with great humility and an appropriate amount of gravitas. The weight of responsibility rested squarely on his wrinkly shoulders as he was semi-obediently led away to the far corner of the office while samples were prepared.