'Craigslist' on Serious Eats

That's Amore: You and Every Guy in the Place

My Roberta's Lady. - m4w - 24 (Roberta's Pizza, Brooklyn): "You live in Colorado. You were in town visiting friends (who seemed warm and nice--they both live here, and you guys were 'addicted' to photos with a disposable camera). I was the guy trying too hard to look impressive by the fire, wearing a hat and a plaid-y shirt and with a beard and thick glasses and REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTING TO TALK TO YOU . I made a brief start of conversation, about something, and was then dragged out by my friends. But! BUT BUT BUT! I wished that... More

That's Amore: 'You Gonna Let Me Order the Sausage Special?!'

Because even grease-stained wretches need love, too, Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. Big Boobs with a Beautiful Face - ordering food at a pizza place - m4w - 49 (La Verne, CA): ... you were in downtown la verne at warehouse pizza last week standing next to two young girls, they might be your daughters??? you were talking on your cell phone, a red blackberry i think???? very big boobs with a very beautiful face and medium... More

That's Amore: 'I See Your Beautiful Face and Your Banging Body When I Come by for a Slice'

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. RE: you're a liar and i hate your guts (Boston): Why I think about you....worry about you.....even give 2 shits about you is currently beyond my comprehension........it's because you loooooooooooove me. Like a fat kid and a cheese-stuffed pizza crust.... More

Someone I Don't Want To Have Dinner With

Over on Craigslist, a user who goes by "tom" posted an ad offering his extra seat for a Momofuku Ko reservation this Wednesday at 9:15 p.m., under the agreement that you, the "lucky" one, pay for his decadent meal. Oh, and if you two have fun—does that mean bringing a board game? competing in thumb wars?—he'll pick up the booze tab. [via Grub Street]... More

That's Amore: 'u r very sophisticated lady... hope u've enjoyed ur pizza'

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. SATURDAY NIGHT AT 86 TH ST, GOT PIZZA, ASKED U FOR A LIGHTER 4 - m4w - 30: Saturday night. I asked u for a lighter, but I didnt have the guts to tolk to u, I think u r very sophisticated lady, hoped i had the courage to tolk to u. hope u've enjoyed ur pizza. [Please take the time to consider the ridiculousness of a sentence that reads... More

That's Amore: 'Not the Sausage I Really Want'

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. Cute Girl on F Train Sitting Next to Me, I Got Off at Jay St. - m4w - 27: I was wearing a camel hair coat and a striped cap and reading the Economist (sort of) and looking at your sneakers-- too shy to look up. You got on in Lower Manhattan and I got off at Jay St- we looked at each other when I went to the C.... More

Seen on Craigslist: Live Near Frank Pepe's

$950 / 1br - steps to frank pepes in wooster square Lage apartment in down town wooster square, on site laundry, off street parking, large eat in kitchen, free storage space, If interested please respond to this email or call me at (203)XXX-XXXX. please specify the address in the subject title when responding to this email. thanks Tip o' the hat to Philip G. for the find.... More

That's Amore: Love, Lust, and Pizza on Craigslist

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. saw you at TWO BOOTS pizzeria: thats my favorite spot...you were with a group of younger kids...i had my skateboard and i couldnt keep my eyes off you...im not a creepy guy but you just reminded me of someone i ued to know. if you see this hit me up and i'd like to get a slice with you soemtime..ciao cute guy with glasses in... More

That's Amore: Love, Lust, and Pizza on Craigslist

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. You sitting there with a brown paper bag ... perhaps containing a slice of pizza? ... I reached within my gig bag for a piece of paper upon which I wanted to sketch song lyrics about who I thought you might be. —G train beauty - m4w - 47 Melissa A - m4w - 31: Hey I've been thinking about you since you came into... More

That's Amore: Super Special Gigantor National Edition

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns this That's Amore. —The Mgmt. New York City Dean & Vanderbilt 10pm-ish: Woman in red t-shirt with pizza - m4w - 28: When you entered my field of vision I stopped in my tracks. The way you came around the corner with that pizza balanced so perfectly on your right hand while you didn't simply walk, but traveled with speed, grace, and style was a breathtaking sight. Simultaneously, a... More

That's Amore: Pizza Is Handfood

In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns this That's Amore. —The Mgmt. Hottie eating pizza - m4w: Yes you! Eating pizza in Wagon Wheels saturday afternoon. You stood at the table next to me and yes I was checking you out big time. I wanted to laugh out loud as your boyfriend was using a knife and fork to eat his pizza. You're going to marry this guy? You can do a lot better than that!... More

That's Amore: Where Craigslist and Pizza Meet

It's time once again for That's Amore, in which Slice wades into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my loves, to the swamp of love that spawns this crap. —The Mgmt. your frum and with the family: Sunday you were with the family at mendelsons pizza I was dazzeled from your beauty...Maybe i think you were looking at me on and off, if your computer savy send me an e-mail for additional information. HBO Voyeur showing sunday nite - m4w (Lower East Side): I was passing by with my... More

That's Amore: 'You ate my pizza and walked away!'

does anyone know Jenny Walsh - m4w - 21: She's a really cool pizza girl I meet her at Kings Canyon National park. I went back there and they told me she left. if anyone knows her please reply back. Adorable Parsons student I met at Trader Joe's just now - 25 (Union Square): you - tired but beautiful Korean-Vietnamese from Maryland. I loved talking to you and would like to do that again! Let's go out to that pizza place on Spring, have a desert at Rice-to-Riches and see how it goes! What do you say? Amber, you ate... More

That's Amore: Fire and Pies

It's been awhile since Slice has waded into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section. So come with me, my loves, into the swamp of love that spawns "That's Amore." --The Management Tues night - you gave the pizza guy change for me - m4w: You: cute girl in cute girly jeans. You spared your spare change to save me a pocketful of pennies. Me: tall fella in black jacket. Thanked you but didn't say more. Where: Rigoletto's on Columbus and 70th Rt 95 South Rest Stop Exit 21 - m4w - 40: Friday, 12/15 around 9:30am...you were getting... More

That's Amore

Since today has been a fairly salacious day on Slice, we'll end the afternoon with a roundup of "That's Amore," a feature we haven't trotted out in a while. Buon appetito! Looking for Jimmy from Tudor City/Manhasset originally - w4m - 35 (Upper East Side) I know this is a longshot...but....I met you last night (11/5) at a pizza place on 3rd Avenue near 35th Street. I asked if you had run the marathon, you said no, you were just tired :) I was there w/my sis and my friend, we were going out after our pizza....tell me what I... More

Indianan Needs NY Pizza Dough

NYC pizzeria owners, here's your chance to help out a pizza lover cut off from the New York style—and make some extra scratch:I am looking for someone, a restaurant owner preferrably that will sell me fresh pizza dough. I would need it shipped to Indianapolis. My Dad, from the Bronx, now living in Florida, is coming to visit and he makes homemade pizza but hasn't had any dough from NYC since we left New Jersey 16 years ago. I would like to surprise him with this as a gift. If anyone could provide this for me I will pay a... More

That's Amore: Rock On All

It's been awhile since Slice has waded into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section. So come with me, my loves, into the swamp of love that spawns "That's Amore." --The Management R Train - Tues. - Lower Manhattan - You with NY Post - m4w: you entered at one of the R's first stops in lower manhattan. Me: shaved head, white t-shirt, brown eyes, sitting near window. You: beautiful dark hair, long skirt, brown sandals, green(?) top, red toenail polish, incredible eyes, and the NY Post with silly Mel Gibson on the cover. we glanced at one another... More

Cheapskate Coworker

From Craigslist: At work we have this gentleman's agreement. If you show up late for work, you must buy lunch for the entire office. A guy in here showed up late yesterday(and he lives 4 blocks from the office!) and refused to buy lunch. Today, another co-worker showed up late, coming from Westchester, and bought about 12 pizza's. The scumbag who didn't pay yesterday had the f**king nerve to actually eat the pizza today. I hope he gets a stomach virus. CHEAP PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH NO ETIQUETTE [Craigslist]... More

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