PrintSelf-Reflection by the Cookie Monster
The Cookie Monster searches deep within himself and wonders if he's a monster: "Me too hard on self. Me no have unhealthy obsession. Me love cookies, but it no hurt anyone. Me just enthusiast. Everyone has something they like most, something they get excited about. Why not me? Me perfectly normal. Me like cookies. So what? Cookies delicious." [via kottke]
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4 Comments:
He never had a chance. Once they made him sing "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food" with a carrot -- a carrot! -- how could Cookie Monster help but fall into a pit of self-loathing and despair? Poor Cookie Monster. Me love you, no matter whether you monster or not.
CookiePie at 11:54AM on 04/17/08
If this is the tortured inner dialog that goes on in Cookie Monster's head, I'd hate to see what thoughts are swirling around in the mind of Oscar the Grouch. Poor Cookie. I hope they don't try to put him on anti-depressives.
MelsDiner at 1:26PM on 04/17/08
'C' is for cookie! That's good enough for me!!
This had me in the floor with laughter. Poor Cookie Monster....
sadiepix at 2:48PM on 04/17/08
Me luv Cookie Monster! He is in touch with his inner self and no self respecting cookie lover is going to give up chocolate chips for carrots! (I like carrots too)
I can't believe THEY got to him - what's next? Kermit is going to find out it's really NOT easy being green and will have a pigment removal surgery even though he used to say "I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful! And I think it's what I want to be."
SayWhat at 7:49PM on 04/17/08