In Videos: Squirrel Melts
Tuna melts are so passé. For your next meal, why not try squirrel melts? All you need are some good shooting skills and a forest of squirrels at your disposal. Let Heidi Wilson, star of The Outdoor Channel's show The Huntress (circa 1999), show you the way with her clear instructions and mellifluous voice. "Squirrel melts; you must try them."
Yes, I think this is real. Watch the video after the jump.
Squirrel Melts
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22 Comments:
I don't eat rodents. Look at all the lovely woodland creatures on an english muffin. Fried bambi on a stick anyone? Can you say West Virginny?
JerzeeTomato at 12:23PM on 02/20/08
The best part: "his cute little behind". I don't want to think about how cute my animal (formerly) was. I mean, I am totally okay with the fact that meat used to BE an animal, but I don't think of its cuteness.
And ew, Velveeta.
anadequatenovel at 1:15PM on 02/20/08
"you know how squirrels like nuts"
bwahahahahahahaha! Is this for real?
Apparently you can hunt squirrel in the UK for two weeks out of the year...and some restaurants in London do serve up squirrel pie during that time.
sulin at 1:22PM on 02/20/08
squirrel has been eaten since man first crawled from underneath a rock, i live 50 miles north of new orleans and when Katrina hit i crawled out from underneath my rock. i live in a rural area down long gravel road and ran short of food after 2 weeks so i hunted squirrel. when you are hungry, they are wonderful cooked on a spit over an open fire.
jerzee, can you say BIGOT?.
olddad at 2:40PM on 02/20/08
Did I sound bigoted? Was more of a rural statement, since in my rural area one cannot go out in their backyard and shoot anything, it is a crime to shoot a weapon in a residential neighborhood. My cousin in West Virginia lives on a mountain side and shoots things regularly. Am I a bigot, prejudiced and opinionated? Most people are when it comes to food. I agree to disagree. And disagree I will. Eat whatever you like.
JerzeeTomato at 2:56PM on 02/20/08
Regardless of whether or not people actually go off and shoot squirrels on a whim (and there is NOTHING wrong if you do; they kind of remind me of rabbits), those melts still look bland and disgusting.
Euchh. Somebody please tell me there is a better way to make them appetizing.
jazzinx at 4:13PM on 02/20/08
I notice she didn't actually eat it.
Wetware at 4:33PM on 02/20/08
Dyed-in-the-wool New Yorkers like me have never even thought about eating squirrel, much less shooting one. When I saw the video for the first time I wasn't even sure it it was a spoof or not. I'm still not sure, though Robyn did some research on-line and concluded that the segment was not a spoof.
I do have one question: How gamy is squirrel? Does it taste like dark meat chicken?
Ed Levine at 5:22PM on 02/20/08
jerzee, would like to thank you for giving me permission to eat what i want, your kindness is greatly appreciated.
you say that you have a cousin that lives in west virginia, i'm sure that other statements you have made are "some of my best friends are "black, white, asian, spanish".
bigotry is like the eye of the pupil, the more light you shine into it, the more it contracts.
olddad at 7:34PM on 02/20/08
I've had squirell once and while I dont recomend this recipe it actually isn't bad at all, yes Ed it is sort of like dark meat chicken. as far as gamy goes, well the one I had didnt taste gamy at all, but I have heard others say they found it so. Maybe its just me, but I dont turn my nose up at "wild game" no matter what it is, to me it just seems more honest than sterile supermarket fare although that it where I do most of my "hunting" .
huney_bumper at 8:09PM on 02/20/08
I also have friends named Bambi LOL. Shine some of the light on the cooking and not on me. Bigotry pe se is not what we talk about here we talk about food, nuff said. Moving right along...
I thought it might be a parody because I just cannot see anyone poaching a single squirrel. It just seems like a big deal about a small bony critter.
JerzeeTomato at 9:39PM on 02/20/08
I think she must have poached more than one Jerzee, there was just too much meat there to only be one.
huney_bumper at 8:41AM on 02/21/08
I've been told they make a great bbq. My undergraduate advisor was involved in an attempt to increase the population size of a rare subspecies of squirrel and they killed off a large number of individuals of a competing subspecies that wasn't rare. Instead of wasting all of the meat they had a bbq.
rudbeckia at 10:45AM on 02/21/08
Has anyone heard of Brunswick Stew? Apparently the original recipe included squirrel as the protein. Nowadays you see it made with smoked or unsmoked chicken and pork.
I've never had squirrel, but I understand why someone would hunt and eat them. I knew an old man who raised pigeons, for food, but he would never eat a pigeon living in Central Park or on the window ledge of a building in NYC. While I've never grown anything for food, not even a tomato, I still "got" why he did it.
I think it was Julia Child who once said that people need to come to terms with their food. Meaning she knew how that chicken came to be on the cutting board in front of her. I find that people who have not come to terms with where the meat on their plate comes from, have a problem accepting how that meat got there. Reminds me of the time I met a girl who thought meat was a certain part of a cow, not a piece of muscle.
Come to terms with your food and don't judge others because they have.
wookie at 4:20PM on 02/21/08
@-Olddad, must squirrels be shot, or can they be trapped? I ask because my grandmother told me that during some lean times, she served squirrel for dinner, but did not tell my grandfather what he was eating. I'm having a hard time picturing Gram with a gun (even a bb gun). So did she trap them, or was she pulling my leg?
Kerosena at 4:33PM on 02/21/08
kerosena, some folks trap them but most of us use a 22 rifle, unlike traps it's a very quick ending. traps have always bothered me because they can cause much un-needed pain. some inexperienced shooters use shotguns but that tears up the meat and you have to spend time picking the buckshot out of it.
olddad at 8:39PM on 02/21/08
Guinea Pig is a favorite in Peru. It's kind of off-putting when you go through the markets and they are selling them alive. Like eating your daughter's hamster. But we did try it and it was good. I imagine a squirrel is not too far from that!
smallblondemom at 10:53PM on 02/21/08
There is a rabbit stew w/dumplings recipe of Jamie Oliver posted in Recipes. I've had rabbit stew and it was great - except for the need to be ever watchful of small bones. I would think squirrel doesn't taste a lot different.
Like the pigeon story - location is a key factor. I love venison given to me by a friend because they basically feed on corn and apples. I've had other venison that was too gamey for my taste.
So much of what we eat is cultural. My cousin lived in China for 3 years and came home from the grocery with what she thought was some sort of salami. A neighbor told her it was donkey penis, after they had consumed quite a bit with crackers. She felt compelled to throw it out.
FYI: Based on some other discussions, I feel that JerzeeTomato is NOT a bigot by any stretch of the imagination.
PerkyMac at 11:58PM on 02/21/08
Thank you Perky my friend. Being discriminating is not being discriminatory. It just means I am a food snob. Anyone see the squirrel with the cheese doodle pic yet? How could you eat something likes junk food?
We have talked about the guniea pigs a few months back. I really just do not have a taste for rodents at all. Or offal for that matter.
Of course it is a free country and you can eat anything you like.
JerzeeTomato at 10:08AM on 02/22/08
I have eaten a lot of odd things in the past like horse, or snake-- I cannot say that I have had squirrel. It seems a bit odd; I bet it tastes like rabbit?
How 'nutty'!
hungrychristel at 3:00PM on 02/22/08
OK, I thought I'd weigh in here, as a hunter and self-styled gourmand. Yep, I eat squirrels, and in fact am writing about squirrel-eating in an upcoming issue of Meatpaper.
Squirrel is just another game meat. And Ed, to answer your question it can best be described as a darker, richer and quite frankly, less insipid version of rabbit meat - especially domestic rabbit meat - which can be boring. "Delicate," is how I'd characterize it if I am feeling charitable. I prefer squirrel to domestic rabbit, especially the gi-normous squirrels we get in the Sierra Foothills.
My issue with this gawd-awful video much the same as Jazzinx's - I love squirrel, but this recipe makes me gag. But then I am admittedly a foodie. Look at it this way: As atrocious as this recipe is, at least Mum did something with Little Johnny outdoors, which is an increasingly rare thing in this video age. I salute her for that, at least. Now to buy her a proper game cookbook...
HunterAnglerGardenerCook at 4:04PM on 02/22/08
My favorite way to eat squirrel is simple: Dredge in flour, fry in butter and olive oil, then make a gravy. I'm partial to rabbit pie, but stew is good as well. And we tend to butcher our own deer. I like it many ways, but deer tips with wine sauce over noodles is very good. And our pigs always have the same name: Fred or Fredette. The cow names always change though. My kids call hamburgers Patches Patties, after the most recent slaughter. However, we don't mess with chickens. They are much easier to buy from the neighbor, and none of us like to clean the coop. P.U.! I could also tell you what we grow in the garden, but I think you get the point.
cucinacecilia at 5:23PM on 02/24/08