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Ham Soda: Unsurprisingly Repulsive

qb-jonessodaham.jpg"Imagine a Christmas ham, sealed in plastic and defrosting in the fridge. Imagine the cloudy ham water that leaks out of it and sits in the bottom of the plastic when you unwrap the ham. Imagine it carbonated and sweetened. Imagine putting it into your mouth and manfully fighting the automatic gag reflex." Thanks to The A.V. Club's review of Jones Soda Christmas Pack, I now know what I want to serve at my Christmas dinner!

3 Comments:

Hmmm...

Apparently, despite popular culinary folklore, pork doesn't improve EVERYTHING.

Yikes.

Last year, I tried the Jones Soda Holiday Pack on a dare. Let me tell you the salmon pâté soda is even worse! *shudder*

Unless you buy a really good ham (expensive) they are full of water. What has happened to the ham that was "mid-priced" and eatible???

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