Help! I Flunked the AOL Regional Barbecue Test
My friend Steve sent me a link to the AOL Regional Barbecue Quiz, which I presume was written by AOL contributor Steven Raichlen.
I flunked, and I know a fair amount about barbecue.
Take the test and tell me how you did.
In the coming days we're going to devise the Serious Eats Barbecue Test. I trust I'll do better, since I'll be creating the questions.
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23 Comments:
I scored 5 out of 10 and I grew up in Kansas City and have lived in South Georgia and Austin, Texas.
2 things about the quiz, though.
1. Raichlan is still laboring under the idea that Kansas City barbecue sauce is all about the molasses. If you eat at Bryant's, Gate's or Snead's you get anything but sweet in their original sauces. It really makes me crazy how KC Masterpiece has come to define Kansas City style. I knew KC wasn't the answer to that question but I voted for the ol' hometown out of spite.
2. I've eaten a lot of ribs in Austin and they never struck me as particularly pink (Maybe the Salt Lick's?). But, the baby backs at Artz Rib House were definitely smokin' hot.
Eric Braun
ebraun at 1:38PM on 08/27/07
I did pretty good but I am from Austin and live in North Carolina now with friends in Alabama and Kentucky so I feel like I have a pretty good geographical advantage. I missed the molasses question and the one about mayonnaise (what?) I guess I am too busy drinking Dreamland sauce like water whenever I am in Alabama to look for any other kind of sauce.
I didn't really understand the "pink" ribs either but I guessed Austin and was lucky. I wonder if they just mean an extra pinkish smoke ring, which Artz definitely has, but so does Salt Lick, or hell Cooper's, Mueller's, Black's or any of the greats. Seems like I remember reading the use oak as a primary fuel contributes to a deep colored smoke ring and therefore maybe pinkish meat? But maybe I'm making that up. Who knows.
I want a sandwich.
intheyearofthepig at 2:25PM on 08/27/07
I learned some really interesting BBQ facts from this quiz. But the "white sauce" question seemed odd to me, too.
I lived in Alabama for the first 21 years of my life - as did four generations of my family before me. And while it made me smile to read the "inside meat - outside meat" question, I'd like to know where the author has eaten white BBQ sauce. I've eaten BBQ in every part of the state, and take it with a religious seriousness. (As Southern as I am, I do mean religious.) But I've never, ever, heard of white BBQ sauce.
Oh, and another question - I always thought thin tomato-vinegar sauce was pan-Carolinas. Any Carolina folks out there who can answer that for me?
BammerSlammer at 2:58PM on 08/27/07
4 correct...not bad for a northeast guy.
Bosmer at 3:11PM on 08/27/07
I know next to nothing about bbq regionalism and I got 6 out of 10. I suppose I read too much. :)
theminx at 3:20PM on 08/27/07
On the Alabama post I suprise you haven't heard of White BBQ sauce go to Big Bob Gibsons BBQ he invented the sauce to dunk chicken in and Chris Lilly runs the cooking and has won quite of few comp. including the Kansas City Royal...thats the Mac Daddy contest in the BBQ world.
Markbb at 3:55PM on 08/27/07
7 out of 10. I grew up in Michigan, and now live in Queens! 2 of my correct answers were lucky guesses, though.
sarahk at 4:07PM on 08/27/07
9 out of 10 correct! (I didn't get the pink/Austin connection either.) Not too shabby for a Yankee Jewish girl.
Ed, I'm very disappointed in you. I think you need an intervention. ;-}
Cathy at 4:09PM on 08/27/07
Bammer Slammer,
Eastern Carolina sauce does not have tomato, the difference is one of potentially violent contention. The Triangle--Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill--is pretty much the dividing line. The often praised, with good reason, Allen and Sons outside Chapel Hill provides an interesting example of the border, their sauce is eastern, just vinegar, red pepper, and spices, but they smoke shoulders ala the Lexington Collection, or Western style, versus the Eastern Carolina whole hog, ala Ed Mitchell, Wilber's, Parker's and other Eastern Carolina stalwarts. Even with the addition of tomato, Western sauce is still very thin and the taste of vinegar and peppers still dominate. Personally I like it both ways.
intheyearofthepig at 4:19PM on 08/27/07
I only got four right; I'm so ashamed.
And totally using this as an excuse to um...study this subject more.
Brisket in the name of education, I say!
To the rib shack...for science!
corycm at 5:06PM on 08/27/07
I got 7 out of 10 here... I was kind of surprised, guessed at some of them.
I agree w/ ebraun about the KC sauce, I hate to KC Masterpiece as what people think of KC sauce. mmmmm... I can't wait til October when I'm moving back to KC, reall BBQ again!
Alm25 at 5:50PM on 08/27/07
I am really sad to say that I only got 2 correct. I thought that I knew somthing about bbq, but like corycm it only means that I get to study more!
adeaner at 8:11PM on 08/27/07
Like sarahk I scored a 7 and now live in Queens. I'd love to think that my score is solely due to attending and competing in multiple BBQ cookoffs and close study of the wonderful book, Smokestack Lightning. But that would be a lie; I took an edcuecated guess on a couple of the questions. I look forward to the Serious Eats Barbecue Test. Hope it comes with Odorama and Taste-o-vision!
Joey Deckle at 2:47AM on 08/28/07
Like sarahk I scored a 7 and now live in Queens. I'd love to think that my score is solely due to attending and competing in multiple BBQ cookoffs and close study of the wonderful book, Smokestack Lightning. But that would be a lie; I took an edcuecated guess on a couple of the questions. I look forward to the Serious Eats Barbecue Test. Hope it comes with Odorama and Taste-o-vision!
Joey Deckle at 2:48AM on 08/28/07
Markbb - thanks for the tip! One of my best friends lives in Huntsville and you just gave me a very good excuse to go visit her. :) The only thing I like more than mayo is BBQ - so I'm sure I'll love this.
And Intheyearofthepig - Wow. You're an expert. And aptly named! Thanks for the info.
Damn, I'm hungry.
BammerSlammer at 2:46PM on 08/28/07
Got 5 out of 10, but I'm a vegetarian. Can I have the Eggplant book?
mrsdebdav at 2:59PM on 08/28/07
Um -- I grew up in Alabama and I've never been offered a choice of "inside" or "outside" pork shoulder. Maybe at one specific restaurant this is the case... but not the whole state. Same goes for the white sauce.
I flunked the test too.
alynn at 3:48PM on 08/28/07
i got 7 right and also am from michigan and now live in brooklyn...so maybe we've learned that midwestern transplants to the east coast have the widest breadth of bbq knowledge?
then again, i DID just get back from a BBQ tour of North Carolina so the material is fresh for me :)
crafty at 4:33PM on 08/28/07
Hey all,
I'm the new AOL food scribblin' person, so feel free to yell at me if I got any of my facts wrong/quibbly on this. I'm feeling pretty confident, though, 'cause I started at AOL this summer as the Grilling editor (and then they kindly decided to keep me around), so I've been slathering and smokin' 24/7 since May.
I loooove food blogs (and love Ed Levine's writing big time), and just thought I stick my head in and say howdy to all you nice people!
xxxKat
katkinsman at 2:36PM on 08/29/07
com'on youngins, you need to get your self esteem up a little higher, flunking this test means nothing...i repeat..NOTHING. this guy makes a living doing nothing but bbq and any of you couild make up a cooking test that most folks would flunk. how about this..how long and at what temperature do you smoke fresh catfish? what's the best way to clean and bbq a rabbit? do you bbq a redfish with the scales on or off? how are bbq shrimp cooked in south louisiana?
olddad at 2:51PM on 08/29/07
Oh - and clarifying - I wrote the quiz, not Raichlen, but I used a lot of his info. Hence - the "direct any quibbles to me" bit. About the quiz, bad weather, gas prices, Karl Rove, undercooked breakfast sandwiches. I may or may not be able to help, but I do nod quite sympathetically.
As for "pink" in the meat, it's a frequently appearing characteristic of meat that's been cooked low & slow with woods common to Texas 'cue. It may not appear in every TX BBQ, but you won't tend to find it in the characteristic meats of the other states offered as answers.
KK
katkinsman at 3:31PM on 08/29/07
KK, sounds like you know nothing about bbq except what you've read in a book.
olddad at 3:07PM on 09/11/07
Olddad, I beg to differ. I can't say I've eaten at every pit 'n pig stop from Texas to Tennessee, but try my smoked brisket, slow mutton, and grilled lemonade and THEN tell me I don't know anything about BBQ.
We are ALL learning here, and I'd feel sorry for anyone who knew every single thing there is to know about any form of cooking, 'cause they'd have run out of surprises. The great joy is finding and sampling and savoring all the food and ways and means we haven't yet had the pleasure to. It's all about just going in with an open mind and an empty stomach.
And instead of telling me I don't know anything - share with me what you DO know. It sounds like you've got plenty of info to share, so howzabout fixing us a plate of it? I'm always hungry for more.
katkinsman at 5:22PM on 09/11/07