Rachael Ray Will Endorse Your Product!
Beginning to feel like Rachael Ray will endorse anything and everything? Banterist's Brian Sack does and so he's made a downloadable one-page contract that you can use to get Ray to endorse whatever it is you're selling, no questions asked.
Each deal includes goodies like photos for your store displays and a life-size cut-out, but perhaps most importantly, "all endorsements include a book featuring your product being used in the preparation of a dish with an adorable nickname like Never Be Lonely Stew or Put The Kids To Sleep Salsa. Rachael will also include your product in her prayers." [via adfreak]
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3 Comments:
Rachel Ray makes me nauseous.
Always has, always will.
toolminer at 6:45PM on 04/30/07
Here's what's really, uh, funny about Rachel Ray: She endorses all this crap food and then turns around and says she's helping fight childhood obesity.
http://www.epicurious.com/bonappetit/blogs/editor/2007/04/fighting_obesit.html?mbid=rss_bablog
QueenCeleste at 6:31AM on 05/01/07
Hilarious! The latest I heard was that she's coming out with her own line of home linens. What does she know about home linens? Then again, what does she know about hosting a talk show? And what did she really know about cooking to begin with? It's amazing how what started as kind of a cute show for home cooks turned into this iconic celebrity status. I could have put up with her back when 30-Minute Meals was her only show and it was just on once or twice a day, but now she's permeated everything we do on a daily basis. She must be stopped.
Jeana at 4:11PM on 05/01/07