A 2,900-Mile Pizza Delivery

Photographs by Adam Kuban
I didn't know when the entreaties and pleading began, though I had an idea. I also didn't know how, exactly, Serious Eats founding overlord Ed Levine was going to manage bringing back to life a pizza shipped cross-country on dry ice. (Serious pizza eaters know the crust is at its best for only a minute or two out of the oven.) I do know that about two months after joining the Serious Eats crew, I received the following email:
So... Ed is calling me begging for a pizza. If I send one, are you going to eat some, since you are now a part of Team Serious Eats?
It was Brian Spangler, owner and pizzaiolo of Apizza Scholls in Portland, Oregon. Further email exchanges revealed that Ed had tried to include Spangler's wares in a roundup of the U.S.'s best pizzas he wrote for Details magazine but that Spangler was (understandably) worried about having his pie sampled under suboptimal conditions.
After kicking the matter back over to Ed, who made assurances and arrangements, word came that we should be expecting the UPS man to deliver a piehalf sausage, half plainlater in the week.
In the meantime, we worked and ... waited. And we pulled the Serious EatsSlice dossier on Apizza Scholls. Spangler came to pizza as many of the greatest pizzamakers didas a bread baker. He started Apizza Scholls (then called Scholls Public House and located in Scholls, Oregon, just west of Portland) after deciding he didn't want to "give another dollar to anyone again for mediocre pizza." [pizzamarketplace.com]
Despite my having lived in Portland before moving to New York, I had to learn about Spangler through Peter Reinhart's book American Pie. (Spangler went and opened the joint after I moved away.) Reinhart, a bread baker and baking instructor at Johnson & Wales University, held up Spangler's pizza as an example of the growing trend of artisanal pizzerias and noted that the crust at Scholls was exceptionallight, pliant, and possessing great hole structure.
As Spangler said in an MSNBC.com story on pizza, "That is 99 percent of the pizza. The toppings, in my opinion, are the easiest part of making pizza."
"Great," I said. "How are we going to glean any kind of idea of how great this pie is supposed to be, Ed?"
"Don't worry," he said. "I've gotten pies shipped to me before, and I have a trick for reheating them. The crust doesn't come back all the way, but you can still judge the hole structure and the flavor of the dough and get a look at the char on the bottom. And shipping doesn't change the balance among crust, sauce, and cheese."
I still don't know what Ed's trick is for reheating pies at home. That's because there's a pizzeria just next door to the Serious Eats office, and we hit upon the idea of pressing it into service.
Carrying the pie downstairs, I imagined Spangler becoming apoplectic at the ideaanother man handling one of his creations, placing it in an oven of unknown provenance. Especially after we left it sit in the fridge over the weekend. And especially after the follow-ups we had gotten from him. An example:
OK... The pizza is on the way via UPS. We made it smaller for shipping logistics (we are an 18" pizza house), so I guessed on the amount of dough to use, and I think it came out a little too thin but looked great, so the balance of dough to sauce and cheese might be off. Let me know. Either way, you will get a sense of what our pizza is like, but you will have to come eat it here to fully understand what we do.
The pizza guy downstairs must have thought we were nuts. Wouldn't you? Two guys bringing their own pie for a reheat? He was nice enough, though, laughing at our explanation while popping it in to his run-of-the-mill gas-fired pizza oven.
After five minutes or so, he removed it, sliced it, put it back in the box, and we tipped him five bucks. The first-ever pizza corkage fee.
How was it? Cut to the video, please:
Spangler had no need to worry. If this is what his pizza tasted like after a 2,900-mile journey and three days in the fridge, it's not hard to understand why all my friends back in PDX keep raving about it to me in emails.
The sauce was fresh-tasting and bright; the sausage was spicy, juicy and distributed in nice large chunks; and the cheese (regular, whole-moisture mozzarella) was creamy and applied in a quantity just short of being a hair too much. The underside had a beautiful char to it (right), and Ed and I were surprised to learn that Spangler achieves it not in a coal- or wood-fired ovennot even in a gas ovenbut in an electric one.
I've heard it's a long wait to get in to Apizza Scholls (indeed, the popularity and parking situation around the original location forced Spangler's move to Portland). That's something that just never happened with pizza when I lived in the Rose City. If Apizza Scholls existed when I lived there, I may never have moved away.
APIZZA SCHOLLS
Address: 4741 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland OR 97215
Phone: 503-233-1286
URL: apizzascholls.com
SOURCES & FURTHER READING
American Pie [men.style.com]
The Rising Artisan Pizza Movement [Pizza Marketplace]
Pining for a Perfect Pizza [msnbc.com]
Brian Spangler on Legends of Pizza, Vol. 2 [pizzatherapy.com]
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9 Comments:
Incredible post. Kuban is the man. I urge all of you to head out to Portland and go immediately to Apizza Scholls. Let us know you're going and we'll try to get you an audience with the Pope of Portland Pizza, Brian Spengler.
Ed Levine at 11:18AM on 03/22/07
You crazy kids!
Lia Bulaong at 11:53AM on 03/22/07
After seeing that, I'd kiss the ring.
Acme Instant Food at 12:23PM on 03/22/07
Hooo boy, that is some GORGEOUS pizza. I think I'll be making a trip down I-5 very soon to taste it for myself...
Molly Wizenberg at 12:42PM on 03/22/07
I think you paid a "sliceage fee"!
megnut at 2:45PM on 03/22/07
I've been wanting to try this pizza for months now. I didn't know about it the last time I was there. It's definitely been added to my must-try list! I can't believe you guys decided NOT to eat the pizza the day it arrived. That in itself is wild.
yumsugar at 4:17PM on 03/22/07
It came late in the afternoon and I had already eaten lunch. And Friday is "date night" with Girl Slice, so I couldn't ruin dinner or run late, either.
Adam Kuban at 4:20PM on 03/22/07
Boys & Girls: Received this link from an old Portland friend who lives in NYC. I'm on a QC mission covering the foods of Thailand, but I live in Portland and am well familiar with Brian's pizza. Yes, it is wickedly delicious and Brian is a complete crust freak, like all good bread bakers turned pizza makers. Come and visit this summer (to avoid our pre- July gray and your awful summer weather) and give Apizza a try. Secret hint: If you have a party of 8-12, you can reserve THE big table in Apizza's newly expanded space. But now you have to invite me along.
Best from Koh Samui,
--mcz
mczlaw at 9:48PM on 03/23/07
As a long-time Portlander (and avid pizza lover) I can vouch for just how good Apizza Scholls is. They've had to expand their new location to make room for the many who wait outside, rain (it is the NW) or shine, with glasses of wine in hand. I highly recommend the truffle pie or, my favorite -anchovy. There really is no comparison in Portland.
b1414 at 3:23PM on 03/25/07