Time for a Drink: Suffering Bastard
Let's start the weekend right—with a cocktail recipe from Paul Clarke (The Cocktail Chronicles). Need more than one? Hit up the archives. Cheers!
I can’t explain how I’ve managed to stay interested in mixology this long without ever getting around to mixing myself a drink as enticingly named as the Suffering Bastard. But when I was perusing Anvil’s 100 Cocktails list, the Bastard stood out as one I had yet to cross off my list.
The drink's genesis can be traced to the Long Bar at the Shepheard Hotel in Cairo. As the story goes, in the late 1940s, the Shepheard’s bar steward was Joe Scialom. One day in 1947, according to Esquire, Scialom was desperate for a hangover remedy and the Suffering Bar Steward (soon somewhat sloppily rechristened as the Suffering Bastard) was the result.
There are a number of recipes for the Suffering Bastard floating about. Some are merely Mai tai variations with extra rum, while some call for brandy instead of bourbon, and others for rum. Today’s drink historians generally settle on bourbon as one of the two base spirits, along with a shot of gin. The drink is then leavened with the healing powers of lime juice and bitters (the lime juice can range anywhere from a teaspoon to an ounce) and lengthened with a good dose of ginger ale.
Since I’m just now crossing it off my list, I can’t say if the Suffering Bastard lives up to its reputation as a hangover buster. I can say that on a lazy evening, with one of these in front of you, “suffering” is about the last word that comes to mind.
Suffering Bastard
Ingredients
1 ounce bourbon
1 ounce gin
1 ounce fresh lime juice (or less, to taste)
1 dash Angostura bitters
4 ounces chilled ginger ale
Procedure
Pour ingredients into an ice-filled Old Fashioned glass and top with ginger ale, adding more ice if needed. Garnish with a sprig of mint or an orange slice.
About the author: Paul Clarke blogs about cocktails at The Cocktail Chronicles and writes regularly on spirits and cocktails for Imbibe magazine. He lives in Seattle, where he works as a writer and magazine editor.
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6 Comments:
Best name ever for a cocktail.
betteirene at 3:08AM on 09/05/09
Sounds terrible....I'll have to try it soon!
Savory1 at 4:04PM on 09/05/09
I saw the Anvil list the other day and decided to make myself a Suffering Bastard that night -- loved the name and I happened to have all the ingredients at home at the time.
Let's just say that the name is the best thing about the drink.
cruzich at 3:19PM on 09/06/09
86 the gin and bourbon...replace with dark rum or johnny walker black instead of lime juice add 1 ounce club soda...make it diet gingerale and that's a good drink right there
tenille10 at 12:26PM on 09/07/09
Tenille10,
That's a completely different drink right there, you should coin a new name for it.
JerseyRED at 5:23PM on 09/09/09
drinking one now. delicious!
j at 6:30PM on 09/18/09