The Nasty Bits: Crisp Fried Pig's Tail

It only took a few months of writing this series, and I think I've found my all-time favorite Nasty Bits. I want to make the case that pigs' tails contain everything desirable in the pig, and in exactly the right proportions. Unlike oxtail, the tails of pigs come with the skin intact so that each segment is a perfect cross-section of skin, fat, tendon, and meat. Fried or roasted, the skin of the tail is chewy and crisp, with a gelatinous layer underneath. Tail flesh is fork-tender like that of the neck bones, but meatier in composition than trotters. There's a modest amount of tendon around each bony hub--just enough to make the gnawing enjoyable, but not so much as to distract from the whole. All in all, a tail is a little porky universe unto itself, a powerful reminder that the discarded cuts of the animal are often the most delicious.
I first encountered pigs' tails in a class led by New York City chef Ryan Skeen, and was instantly intrigued with the idea of eating the whole tail of a beast. Oxtails, as befitting their owners, are so large as to lose their resemblance to our average conception of the tail. Pigs' tails, on the other hand, have a familiar, endearing quality. Like the curly stems of watermelons or the ringed shapes of pasta, the rosy corkscrew image we hold of the pig's tail resembles that which appears on actual pigs. For my purposes, I sought out tails greater in size, presumably from larger breeds. Like the tails I ate in Skeen's class, the tails I brought home from my Hispanic butcher were wider, longer, and cut into segments for more convenient use.
Initially, the tails were a pleasure to cook. A preliminary deep-frying (carried out so as to quickly brown the meat) was no trouble at all. The oil barely splashed the edges of the pot and within a few minutes, the tails emerged from the oil looking golden and smelling porky. The deep-frying was followed by an hour-long simmer in a pot of water, wine and soy sauce, which produced a full-bodied stock that made for a fine soup broth in the coming days. The preparations were so streamlined, so simple, that I didn't give much thought to the last step in the process—a final deep-frying to re-crisp the skin and brown the meat.
Frying the tails for the second time was an unqualified disaster. In retrospect, I should have considered the braising liquid in which the tails had been stewing—liquid that had rendered the tails succulent, juicy, and full of water. The moment I slipped the tails into the pot, the hot oil bubbled so furiously that projectiles of it shot out from the pot with astonishing range. I hid in the corner of the kitchen for a few minutes, waiting for the frequent explosions to subside. They never did. Like fireworks, the paroxysms erupted with unrelenting force, covering the walls and the floor with pig fat and vegetable oil. The lid of the pot had been propped uselessly to the side and in the dazed panic emerges when things in the kitchen run amuck, I debated whether it was even worth it at that point to cover the vessel.
I steeled myself for the task of retrieving the tails from their fiery cauldron. Grabbing the longest pair of tongs in the kitchen, I inched my way towards the stove. The first two segments came out of the oil with little damage incurred—just a few hot droplets of oil on my hands and forearms. The tails were perfectly golden and crisp and even as I stood on the greasy floor, my panic gave way to hunger. Tail after perfect tail emerged from the pot. Only one segment remained. Perhaps it was my exuberance that all had gone so well, or simply that I had grown tired from the day's exertions, but as I pulled out the last tail from the pot of oil, I squeezed the tongs an iota more forcefully than before. The slight variance in pressure was all that was needed. Suddenly, a spurt of oil shot forth from the pot, hitting me squarely in the face.

I let out a shriek that pierced through the thunderous sputtering of the oil. Tossing the mutinous tail onto the plate, I turned away from the stove and reached for the corner of my right eye. Had the oil made contact with my eyeball, I wondered frantically, or merely skimmed the surface of my eyelid? The pain was too diffuse to pinpoint. Naturally, I jumped to the worse conclusion. I would be blind in one eye, and all because of a pig's tail. Afraid to open my right eye, I stood still for a moment and allowed the regrets of my life to pour forth. I had never taken apart a whole pig. I had breached, but never snorkeled, in the Mediterranean. Despite several attempts, I had never finished James Joyce's Ulysses. And now I would have to fabricate a pig, go snorkeling, and finish that novel, all with the use of just one good eye.
Then, as quickly as the pain came, it subsided. Tentatively, I opened my right eye and gazed upon a perfectly fried platter of tails. Every detail—the crispy skin, the browned meat, and the glistening pockets of fat that peeked through both the skin and meat—was in precise focus to my eyes. I took a bite. The browned meat on the outside gave way to meltingly tender meat within, marbled with generous pockets of fat. The skin, gelatinous and thick, had been rendered crisp from the deep-frying, all the while retaining a slight chew upon each bite. Dressed in a bit of soy sauce and red wine vinegar, the meat was porkier than the porkiest trotter or shoulder. I gnawed on tail after tail, leaving behind skeletal remains intricately linked like cogs on a chain.
Immobilized by all that pork, I decided that a maimed eyelid was not a terribly high price to pay for the utter deliciousness of the tails. As I cleaned the oil from the walls and floor of the kitchen, I added "buying goggles" to the list of things I'd never done before. That way, I'll be covered the next time I fry up pigs' tails.
Crisp Fried Pig's Tail

Adapted from Ryan Skeen.
Ingredients
2 pounds pig's tails, cut into approximately 4 inch sections
2 quarts oil for deep frying
1/2 cup of flour, or enough to coat the tails
For braising:
3 cloves garlic, smashed
Half an onion, roughly chopped
3 tablespoons soy sauce
1/2 cup of rice wine or white wine of your choice for braising
1 teaspoon salt
To dress the pigs' tails:
A splash of soy sauce
A splash of red wine or sherry vinegar
Salt and pepper to taste
Procedure
1. In a wok or pot, heat the quarts of oil to 350°F. Carefully rinse and pat dry all the pigs' tails. Gently slip them into the oil and fry for 3 to 4 minutes, until the tails are golden brown.
2. Place the tails into a braising pot and cover with water. Add the garlic, onion, soy sauce, wine, and salt. Simmer for an hour, and let cool. Reserve the stock for another use.
3. Reheat the oil until it is 350°F. Pat the tails dry with a paper towel or clean cloth, taking care that no residual stock is sticking to the surface. Roll each tail segment around in the flour, until it is evenly coated.
4. With one hand, very quickly slip the tail segments into the pot, using your other hand to maneuver the lid of the pot as you go along. Fry for another 3 minutes, until the tails are golden brown and crisped.
5. Tossing evenly, dress the tails in a mixture of soy sauce and vinegar with salt and pepper to taste. The tails will have absorbed only a bit of the dressing, but it is enough. Have a bit of the dressing handy on the side, for dipping.
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19 Comments:
That's got to be one of the funniest posts ever! Thank you so much!
1stmakearoux at 9:23AM on 09/01/09
Anyone who has read Little House in the Big Woods (by Laura Ingalls Wilder, part of the Little House series) would know that the pig's tail is delicious. :)
katya94 at 9:37AM on 09/01/09
I love ox tail - so pig's tail sounds awesome. But isn't there a less scary recipe for us newbies that doesn't involve deep frying? I'm not afraid of offal, but I have a fear of frying.
Dcarl1 at 10:24AM on 09/01/09
i'm always amused by the majority of stuff on here, but i laughed SO hard reading this one! i'm really glad everything turned out okay-otherwise i would've felt guilty.
(there was a thread the other day about pressure cooker phobia...i definitely have that, but i also have fryer fear just because of stories like this one!)
gastronomeg at 10:30AM on 09/01/09
Looks like a penis.
That reminds me, when my kids were small and I was handling a raw turkey neck they asked me "What's that?" I told them it was the penis.
Trilby at 11:09AM on 09/01/09
lmao @ trilby
gastronomeg at 12:24PM on 09/01/09
Maybe clarify Step 3: Do not use your hand itself to cover the pot of exploding oil. Rather, use said hand to slide lid just far enough off the boiling cauldron of death to drop in the tail, then immediately restore lid to full coverage position.
thatgrrl at 12:41PM on 09/01/09
katya, I too read about the pig's tail in Little House in the Big Woods, and wished for one from that moment on... and I, like Dcarl, am terrified of frying..well..not of frying per se, but of hot oil splattering my person... there must be an easier way to achieve porcine nirvana.
cambriana at 1:00PM on 09/01/09
So, in other words, USE A REALLY DEEP POT - much deeper than you need for the amount of oil. That will contain the worst of the splatters, and a splatter screen over the top should contain the rest.
DrGaellon at 1:06PM on 09/01/09
A deep pot and a splatter screen might take care of some splatters, but it may not preclude the worst. Some of the oil from the pot traveled from the stove to halfway across the room - a good four to five feet, I estimate. So I would say that goggles are a good idea on top of any other precautionary measures!
The next time I fry tails, I'll also try coating them in a bit of flour, and see if that provides a temporary coating.
Chichi Wang at 1:32PM on 09/01/09
It just occurred to me - I made a Thai/Chinese style braised and deep fried duck recently. Well, not *I* with my fear of frying - but I watched it being done by braver souls. One of the steps was to let it air dry after braising for a while. A hair dryer was actually employed, although I think you could let it dry in the fridge for a few hours instead. then it was fried. That reduced the splatter I think. Would that work here?
Dcarl1 at 1:42PM on 09/01/09
Blot the tails dry before reintroducing them to the oil, and dust them with cornstarch or flour before frying them the second time. It cuts down on the explosive effect.
Hannekin at 1:49PM on 09/01/09
Hmmm....an intriguing suggestion, Dcarl1. I have air-dried ducks before, but only for roasting them.
The tails were patted dry, but not dusted with flour. I will certainly remember to do that the next time.
Chichi Wang at 2:16PM on 09/01/09
Will you marry me ?
onepercent99 at 7:31PM on 09/01/09
Chichi, I love your posts!
I always thought my soulmate would be a Swedish olympic diver that would enjoy collecting antiques and my extensive collection of Spandau Ballet albums. How wrong I was.
oh_no_eric at 11:15PM on 09/01/09
Fabulous! But where, oh where can I get my hands on some tail. Pig's tail, that is.
Not Yukio at 2:55PM on 09/02/09
Wow, my first marriage proposal. What would my dowry look like? A stewed pig's head and ten tails, for starters.
Not Yukio: Check Hispanic / Italian butchers. I've never seen tails at Chinese stores, for some reason. This surprises me b/c the Chinese love trotters, and pig tails are like trotters in that both share copious amounts of skin, fat, and gelatinous tendon. I just happen to like tails more b/c there's more meat on the bones.
Chichi Wang at 10:39AM on 09/03/09
@Chichi, Im a butcher in central Florida,and see pig tails all the time.I've been wanting to try them for a long time.I've seen recipes for battered an fried tails,and I was thinking that just seasonong them and roasting them till crispy would be good.Your recipe looks fantastic,but I'd like to ask why do you deep fry them twice?I was thinking a good braise,then roasting till brown and crispy.
onepercent99 at 6:50PM on 09/04/09
I would guess that these would roast to tender perfection, for those who suffer a fear of frying.
They sound delish...gotta see if I can find them at the not-so-local butcher. I live in a one horse town and such delicacies are a rare find.
Peensez at 10:15AM on 09/07/09