The Hamburger Fatty Melt
For those of you coming directly to this recipe from other sites, here's the backstory of the Hamburger Fatty Melt.
Update: So many of you asked for bacon on this thing that we just had to oblige. Here is the Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt. [10/13/2008]

It's a hamburger whose bun is TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!
This is pretty straightforward, and you probably don't need the recipe below now that you've seen the photo and grasped the concept. But if you want details from my trial-and-error session with this thing, have at it:
Notes
Bread: To maintain proper beef-to-bun ratio, it's important to use Pepperidge Farm's Very Thin white bread.
Cheese: American cheese melts perfectly for burgers and even more so for the grilled cheese sandwiches here. Kraft's Deli Deluxe line trumps its regular American singles. For ultra cheesiness, use two slices for each sandwich.
Tomato: A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup is a classic pairing. Pay a nod to this duo by topping your burger with a slice of ripe tomato—or better yet, by layering a thin slice of tomato directly into the sandwiches between the cheese slices.
Patty Size: I experimented with two different size patties—6 ounce and 4-ounce. Given the thinness of the sandwich buns, the 4-ounce patty yielded the better beef-to-bun ratio. But I wouldn't fault you for going with 6-ounce patties, either; just buy enough meat and cook it about 4 minutes to a side.
Equipment: I used an electric griddle to prepare these, and it was big enough to handle two grilled cheese sandwiches and two burger patties at a time. The electric griddle was perfect for the grilled cheese but not quite hot enough to put a good sear on the burger. I'd recommend using a good cast-iron pan or griddle for the burgers and a separate pan for the grilled cheese.
Timing: If using two pans, start your patties about the same time you start the grilled cheese. FYI: The bread is so thin that the cheese melts quickly, so be prepared to flip sandwiches and remove from pan earlier than you might normally do.
BACON!: So many of you asked for bacon on this thing that we just had to oblige. Here is the Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt. [10/13/2008]
The Hamburger Fatty Melt
- makes 4 burgers -
Ingredients
1 pound ground beef *
Salt and freshly ground pepper
8 Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (recipe here)
4 medium-thick or 8 thin tomato slices (optional but recommended)
Procedure
1. Divide beef into 4 equal parts. Shape into square patties slightly larger than the grilled cheese sandwiches that will serve as buns. (Use a slice of the Pepperidge Farm Very Thin bread as a template if you're uncomfortable eyeballing this.) Create an indentation in the centers of the patties—this will help maintain even thickness, as the center typically swells up when cooking.
2. Preheat a cast-iron skillet or heavy-bottom pan to medium-high. Meanwhile, in a nonstick skillet, prepare the Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
3. Salt and pepper both sides of burger patties liberally. Throw those suckers in the cast-iron pan, cooking them in batches of two if your pan isn't big enough to hold them all at once. Cook about 3 minutes per side for medium. Remove patties from pan and let rest a couple minutes.
4. Sandwich patties between two grilled cheese sandwiches and top each with 1 medium-thick slice of ripe tomato. (Variation: Slice tomatoes thinly and 1 slice directly into each Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwich.)
* I'm not specifying a type here. Burger experts, feel free to use your tried-and-true mixture. For those of you who need hand-holding, I'd go with a good 80-percent lean variety—it has enough fat to stay juicy but not so much that it will shrink.
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24 Comments:
I must insist that this article get tagged with "Adam Kuban Is Trying To Kill Us". It's only fitting.
Dan Dickinson at 9:15AM on 10/02/08
OMG. I will definitely have to try this. It is beyond decadent and totally defies any common sense. YUM!
Boscompb at 9:44AM on 10/02/08
I agree with Dan! Although I don't see any bacon . . . I'm sure it would work to squeeze some into the grilled cheese.
lspirer at 10:20AM on 10/02/08
Wow. Just - wow.
jessie at 10:29AM on 10/02/08
why didn't i think of this.....i'm so hungry now!
dozertx at 3:32PM on 10/02/08
Truly inspiring!!
murrato at 12:26PM on 10/03/08
Add mayo to the grilled cheese sandwiches and this would be heaven!
krgreene at 2:08PM on 10/06/08
SCRUMPTIOUS!
ScottySauce at 2:50PM on 10/06/08
You will have undoubtedly changed the lives of millions of people. I am honored to be in the presense of such greatness. Sir, I am in your debt.
thebeav at 11:30AM on 10/07/08
No Bacon? Come on, time to Man-up!
SmokedMeat at 10:22AM on 10/08/08
one very great example of PERFECTION !
Going to make one for supper today. Fast and Easy, I'm extra excited because the heirloom tomatos are going strong right now, (did mayo get forgotten or is it dry?) MAYO is a gift from GOD. Mayo is my only deviation from the original wont cover any flavors only enhance them.
shipwreck at 3:10PM on 10/08/08
I made this for a lunch feature with the choice of rye or the thin white. It went over great. I called it a grilled cheeseburger.- Yummy
joanpieroni2 at 5:36PM on 10/08/08
I made this, but I added bacon and a fried egg to the burger. Hubby went CRAZY.
jillwalsh at 6:17PM on 10/08/08
Wow! I'm speechless! I've never even thought of anything like it! It looks SO-SO-SO- GOOD! I would die from clogged -ridden arteries, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and capped off with a heart-attack; but I would die a VERY HAPPY WOMAN!
sassy at 6:58PM on 10/08/08
I want some Louis dressing, pickles, and bacon added to this. Roll up your sleeves cause the juice is going to run down your arms. This has so many possibilities. It's a thing of beauty.
MrMouse at 9:19PM on 10/08/08
If you haven't contacted Woody Allen yet to put this in a movie (obviously it would be in a dream scene, floating hugely down Park Avenue towards 42nd Street where it would land on top of some some unsuspecting tourist from Idaho was merely looking for a topless bar), you need to.
foodvox at 8:09AM on 10/09/08
I did make it yesterday used thin sliced SF style sour dough no crust,could not find pprg.farms thin white, had to shape the bread to sq for cheese added some mayo in grilled cheese and a thin patty of buffalo 4oz., seared and medium slice of a red/green zebra heirloom tomato did use am. cheese it was almost perfect i'll use thick slabs of med. cheddar next time and some thick slice hickory bacon, that could be epicurian nirvana for me, is that the right term spelling probably wrong but you cant eat spelling, but i was only able to eat 1/2 of it so I have lunch today in about 15 minutes(PDT)
shipwreck at 3:26PM on 10/09/08
the variations are endless as your imagination is : 8oz. patty of ground buffalo sm. cubes of very cold (almost frozen) unsalted butter lightly mixed keeping the chunks whole shaped into 2 thin wide patties 6-7 inches across, top one with a good layer of blue cheese 1/4" from edge place 2nd patty on top and pinch edges together (salt & pepper only after cooking if you need it) do the grilled cheese to your liking mine thin SF sour dough,mayo, med. cheddar, butter, thick sliced hickory or applewood smoked lean bacon (no maple sugar or other sweet flavors added please) sear and pan-fry in left-over bacon fat or unsalted butter a nice thick slice of a real tomato with flavor heirlooms are best my favorite is an ox-heart very meaty and flavor-ful (otherwise omit the tomato if they are out of season or unavailable in your area) assemble and eat I cant wait to try this using venison (wild deer, elk, caribou, and moose the flavors would be incredible even wild boar) geez i'm drooling on myself eaters anonymous " i'm shipwreck and I'm an unrepentent FOODIE and I take full responsibility for my actions no-one is to blame only thank the chef's I have the good fortune to work with, eat their food and learn from, now where and when we gonna eat!"
shipwreck at 3:54PM on 10/09/08
One day i'm goiong to try this. THey sel the thin sliced Pepperidge Farm bread at my local store, so I am in luck.
Raiders757 at 3:40PM on 10/25/08
I just made this, and let me tell you-- It's everything I hoped that it would be :-D
karlshea at 4:45PM on 11/09/08
love this burger
i call this the extremely ludicrous hamburger
it first appeared in my cookbook KING OF THE Qs BLUE PLATE BBQ
PAGE 106
the first versions of this i made during a bbq demo in the dominican republic
sold two of these burgers to a charity for $1500 us $ each
last year while on the Bare Naked Ladies cruise Tyler Stewart drummer of BNL and I made one 6 x 8oz patties high with 7 grilled cheese sandwiches
delicious
nothing beats a burger between grilled cheese sandwiches
cheers
ted reader
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Ted Reader at 3:28PM on 12/29/08
are those angels that i hear?
wingreend at 5:28PM on 04/22/09
we made these this weekend - they are AMAZING!! We added tomatoes only. I think we'll need to have these at least once a month. thank you!!
Gizmosma at 9:38AM on 05/11/09
Just add a little lettuce and mayo and you have a Burger, a Grilled Cheese and a BLT all in one. In the words of Emeril "How could it possibly be bad. I haven't tried it yet but now I have no choice. I'll get back with results (like they'll be bad) - Vin 6/9/09
vlaporta at 11:36PM on 06/09/09