Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

What other piece of produce comes naturally in shades of gold and purple? (Alright, red-purplish). And has a homophone defined as "to conquer"? As in, to conquer the Celtics? Laker fans, get yourself both colors of beets and roast them up for this easy, rah-rah dish honoring Game Six of the NBA Finals tonight. Rally together enough beets-eaters, and maybe the Lakers will even see Game Seven, defying the historical streak of basketball teams that were all unable to win after a 3-1 deficit.

None of them were eating enough color-coded veggies!

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Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

About This Recipe

Ingredients

  • 3 golden beets
  • 3 deep red beets
  • 1/3 cup of olive oil
  • 3 large, fresh rosemary sprigs
  • Sea salt

Procedures

  1. 1

    Preheat oven to 375°F.

  2. 2

    Cut raw beets into cubes, then place them on a cookie sheet or roasting pan.

  3. 3

    Drizzle beets with olive oil, sea salt, and rosemary, which should be spread evenly over beets.

  4. 4

    Roast beets until tender, or about one hour.

  5. 5

    Toss it all up, and root the Lakers onto victory!*

  6. 6

    *Root veggie joke.

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