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Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

HAI'CUE!

20080528-fastpass.pngWhen it comes to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party, you pretty much know the drill. 'Cuemasters from around the country descend on New York's Madison Square Park for a weekend of meat-smoking for the barbecue-famished masses.

As experienced block party attendees know, the FastPass is the way to go. It gives you and one guest access to special express lines at all 14 of the pit masters as well as those of the other food purveyors there.

This year, we've got four (4) FastPasses worth $52 to give away to readers, and we'll be giving away one pass a day through Saturday. If you live in New York City or are willing to travel here June 7 to 8, this is your contest. Enter the contest, after the jump ...

Throw Your Hai'cue in the Ring!

To enter to win, all you have to do is COMPOSE A HAIKU with a barbecue theme here in the comments.

The best "hai'cue," as determined by the Serious Eats staff, will win.

But wait! There's more: Each day's winner will also receive a copy of Peace, Love, and Barbecue by pit master Mike Mills and Amy Mills Tunnicliffe.

And that's not all! Serious Eats head honcho Ed Levine just volunteered to lead a little guided tour early in the day on Sunday for all the winners, taking them around to meet the pit masters.

Comments will be open for entries until 12:30 p.m. May 29, 2008. One entry per community member. The standard Serious Eats contest rules apply. Winner will be posted in the comments section of this post as well as on the Serious Eats Contest Winners Page.

Comments are closed: 73 Comments:

Cover meet with sauce
Bar Be Cue is always boss
Free pass, reduced cost!

I offered her some
sauced meat that's sticky sweet, but
she likes dry rub 'cue.

A meaty debate:
Texas or Carolina?
I would take either.

hickory cedar
salty sweet sticky fingers
smoke and fire bring smiles

flat cut or fat end
drenching fragrant wood in water
smoked beef brisket love

My sweat smells like sauce
My hair, full of beef chunks
I overdid it.

Salty meat, so good
smothered in tasty red sauce.
It melts in your mouth.

Ribs, brisket and pork
Really? In New York City?
Napkins optional.

Oops, mine was a broken haiku, lemme adjust real quick please as I can't edit!

My sweat smells like sauce
My hair, full of hot beef chunks
I overdid it.

Dry rub the tri-tip
I am hungry for the meat
Scrape the grate right now

Smoke. It's all about
Wood, Apple, mesquite or oak.
Not heat, but pork fat.

She kisses his ribs
Lips glossed with fiery sauce-
A summer love affair

Smokey meats ringed pink
Glis’ning fat on happy chins
Sauced or not, n’er dry

Dateless & hungry
Glossy, tangy, cue abounds
Single gal needs meat.

most block parties rock.
but add grilled juicy meat and
heaven's angels sing.

*Sniff? Hark! Who goes there?
Ay, there’s the dry rub doth sends,
BBQ Burnt Ends!

Smokey pork and beef
The path to enlightenment
A journey best shared

Beef, ribs, pork...OH MY!
Ugh! I think I ate too much!
Who has antacid??

Pigs, cows, or chickens?
It doesn't matter to me.
I shall eat them all.

Pulled pork, my delight
Tender brisket, he sighs love
We eat lustily

"Wet or dry" debate
Misses the obvious point-
It's all soooo good. Duh.

sauced meat of angels
brings me to new york city;
do chicago proud

Dripping Springs, I dream.
The meat brought to the city,
For Urban Cowboys.

My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.

My diet is done.
For one day I shall be free.
To eat meat. And smile.

Quit squirming piggeh
and get in the smoker,
sweet, delicious piggeh.

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@Raphael: You are a member of the Serious Eats staff. Therefore you we cannont om nom nom nominate your entry for internal voting on the Hai'cue judging tribunal.

Carolina folks
Know barbecue's not a verb.
Y'all want slaw with that?

Dry rub or wet rub
So many choices for me
Just feed me some pig

@adam: I can still write haikus! You can't stop me!

Pulled pork with some slaw
All I need is some more beer
Oh, and some brisket

Pit masters arrive
Barbecue roasting gently
Flavors of smoke float

Gimme Summer Smoke
Delicious Meat That I Love
And Many Cold Beers

States fight for first prize
of smoky tender brisket.
Yum needs no atlas.

whether Korean
or North Carolinian
I love me some 'cue

@Raphael: I am the HAIKU FASCIST OF SERIOUS EATS.

@Everyone else: Carry on!

Awkward at the 'cue.
There will be no second date...
...vegetarian!

the best way to eat
meat like this is with one's hands
smoke please, no mirrors

smoke climbs tall towers
in an urban oasis
from the pit, love flares

Long lines not today
FastPass to sacred fire pit
Beard to tail, eat all

Sweet smoke
Slow for hours
Ring of delight

Smoke rises above
Offerings to the pork gods
Summer has arrived.

barbecue for you
it is a date can't you see
cause I get feed too

Subtle smoky char
Marbled, juicy tenderness
Sauce need not apply

summer barbecue
hide your george foreman pronto
get sunburned and stuffed

O, how a red ring
On the toughest cut of beef
Can make grown men cry

Deep smoke flavors run
Hand to mouth to fat-slicked chin
Meat slips from the bone

A sizzle so sweet
Fiery charcoal, do your worst
Is that all you got?

Beef ribs and pulled pork
With creamy tangy cold slaw
My last meal on earth

Tiny New York apt
No yard for smoking meet. Need
to get my barbecue

Correction on my first submission: coleslaw, not cold slaw... but everyone knew that, right?

Carolina Girl
Living in a New York world
Missing Tarheel 'Que

Little Pink Oink Oink
You paid the ultimate price
My stomach thanks you

Que up, ribs galore
at Blue Smoke and Dinosaur
git up from the floor

Ready the wet-naps
Stomach prepared for feasting
Atkins would be proud

The three little pigs
tasted great with a dry rub.
Wolf not bad either.

I need to eat all
the barbecue I did not
eat in childhood.

burnt ends juicy ribs
forged by heat smoke flames
extra napkins please

big appul problum
waysting away in long line
I can haz fast pass?

Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.

Dear Old McDonald
Had a smoker on the farm
Pig E-I-Over

Stomach exploding
Cholesterol soaring...but
It's a two-day pass.

Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh.
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

sorry, just saw it's one entry per member. i guess i'll submit the second one for tomorrow.

ok, i'm a legitimate idiot. apparently this is not a daily contest. i humble submit this one, and rescind the other. sorry....:
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

apologies to others for having to witness my idiocy in the comments.

Low and slow: All hail
the Taino "sacred fire pit"
called barabicu

Sauce drips viscous, thick
Firm, stately turn of the spit
Grip, rip, pick, strip, lick.

I love barbecue
Saucy pork on a soft bun
Dripping down my chin

I like BBQ
I like BBQ a lot
YUM YUM BBQ

they strung up the chef
a note, pinned to his apron
"ran out of hot sauce."

smoky pits cover
dripping juicy blakened meat
my tummy calls you

We Have a Winner!
My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.
—rchung77

Thanks to everyone who entered! Reading all the hai'cues was a gas. For the rest of you non-Rchung77 folks, try your hand at a limerick today.