Look Who's Talkin': Comments, Quips, and Tips We Have Known and Loved
There's so much going on in Talk and the comments week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.
"Why not save the $100 card fee and just tattoo "REVIEWER" on your forehead? When you enter a restaurant, look the person in the eye and tap knowingly on the tattoo. I'm sure that would get you privileged treatment wherever you went."—McNormal
"'I hope I'm not treated this way when I debut my FatBaztard card."—FatBaztard
"Oh hell's no! Get outta my way and do as I say. If you want to cook and have an opinion, have at. I'll be outside or upstairs waiting for you to tell me dinner is ready."—finsbigfan
"Hells no. I'm too much of a Dr. McBossyPants. (although I can cook with my brother but I only see him every year or so)
Of course, I think I have to follow up with, I don't exactly eat well with others either.
Because I'm a misanthrope.."— CandiRisk
"Will, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but there's not actually a lady named Annie turning out each pizza in her kitchen. I know, it seems like false advertising to me too!"— Osomatic
"Aww, you're using it as a noun. How Southern of you."— Lorenzo
"I was a dog in a previous life. One of Pavlov's, because I'm drooling like a mutt right now."— Tupper Cooks!
"The ultimate cooking for one dish is Spaghetti Carbonara eaten in bed, straight out of the pot in my pjs."— ag3208
"My ideal dinner when I'm alone sometimes is just a bowl of Lucky Charms."— chickenlivers