When I was a kid, the retired couple next door took on the role of surrogate grandparents/babysitters. Their kitchen was where I learned to make a pie crust, their garden was where I saw my first swiss chard in the wild, and their family room was where I caught up on every Matlock and Murder She Wrote episode ever produced. In my memories, there were always great snacks at their house, but even more than the just-baked elderberry pie and sugar cookies, I remember the evenings we spent with a big bag of oyster crackers and a tub of butter. Yes, buttered crackers were what most impressed my seven-year-old self, and I still think back to those cozy, murder-mystery evenings whenever I see a bag.
Whenever I actually taste the crackers in those bags these days, however, I wonder if it's my palate or their production values that have shifted. I don't remember them giving off the impression of...tissue paper quite so much, dissolving on the tongue like a communion wafer. So this version of the iconic cracker is just a little bit more solid, a little richer, a little butterier. It will stand up to but not overpower your soup.
Now, I know what I said about DIY projects and getting the perfect shape, but I think those sesame sticks taught me an important lesson. While there may be cooks out there who can produce a bag's worth of perfectly shaped and smiling goldfish crackers, I now know that I am not one of them. So while I understand that oyster crackers are often hexagon-shaped, after considering how to produce so many small bites with some degree of efficiency, I decided that rectangles were cute enough. (Approximate) uniformity would be the key to my cracker geometry. Once they poofed up in the oven, I didn't miss those stop signs of carbohydrate one bit.
This is a no-stress side project that could easily be done while your soup is simmering. That said, it gets flour all over the counter and you have to cut dough into small pieces, possibly negating the laid-back, one-pot cooking that is often what makes soup so attractive (to me, at least). I bought a 12-ounce bag for a dollar, so I'm not even going to try and talk economics. Ingredient-wise, this homemade version swaps in butter for the palm, canola, and soybean oils in my grocery's house brand. Beyond that, however, rather than coat the surface of the crackers with an envelope of salad dressing mix, this would also be an excellent opportunity to make your own signature flavor with seasonings such as dried herbs or black pepper mixed right into the dough. I have a feeling a teaspoon full of Old Bay would not be amiss here in Baltimore.
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About the author: Molly Sheridan feels about mason jars the way most women feel about shoes. A music journalist by day, she traces her love of weekend DIY kitchen projects back to the science experiments she ran with her dad as a kid. She is the author of Wonderland Kitchen and tweetledees @WonderlandK.