There's so much going on in Talk week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.

Serious Entertaining: '90s Themed Dinner Party

"Face it, we are old & so is Jordan Catalano. One way to forget about time whooshing past, is to play the My So-Called Life drinking game. Drink every time someone says "like." But be very careful: drunkenness ensues very quickly!." —atmast

Taste Test: Sweetened Condensed Milk

"A friend of mine tells stories about how her grandparents would sneak a can of condensed milk into the movie theatre as a snack when they were dating. I don't know if that says more about her family or about Newfoundland in general. (her family also serves rabbit for Easter dinner, and tells the kids that it is the Easter Bunny on their plates, so this may argue against sweetened condensed milk as a movie snack.)" —belinskaya

Drinking the Bottom Shelf: Rebel Yell Bourbon

"I wonder if Will and Bottom Shelf Research Director Emily are writing their own vows. can only imagine the direction, not to mention length, that would go in. Might be able to finish off a whole bottle of cool ranch vodka by the time Will gets done." —ESNY1077

World's Most Expensive Burger Can Be Yours for $295 from Serendipity 3

"It's all good, let he who is without typos cast the furst stone.

So, do you get to keep the gold toothpick? One could wear it in one's lapel, like a D-B badge of honor." —CandiRisk

"You could take the toothpick to your dentist and ask him to melt it down for a filling" —redfish

Chain Reaction: Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza

""Sour and gamy and dominant" - my new match.com profile." —thesteveroller

"Thanks to this review I think I am going to start using the term 'sufficiently appetized', as well as all of it's logical variants (as the situation warrants): 'over-appetized', 'insufficiently appetized', 'barely appetized', etc. It'll be a whole new way of looking at the world. So maybe some good will come out of this whole thing after all." —Tongo Rad

Have You Tried Bottled Cocktails?

"I assume these will be poured into the appropriate glass-- a man gesturing with his Negroni in a soda bottle simply does not have the same gravitas...." —nycpunk1