Look Who's Talkin': Comments, Quips, and Tips We Have Known and Loved
There's so much going on in Talk week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.
"I was clipping my toenails and having my third cup of coffee when I read the news, it hit me like a ton of bricks, I dropped my toenail clippers on the hardwood floor and I think the chrome finish on them might be permanently marred." —redfish
"After a decade sans Krispy Kreme doughnuts, I bought a dozen and ate them all in an hour. By myself.
Then I spread out on the floor and tried to decide if I was having a heart attack or not. I had the heartbeat of a hummingbird with all that sugar coursing though my body.
Is it weird that I'm kind of hungry remembering that?" —BrunswickStew
"Haha, oh god, I literally burst out laughing when that hot dog scrolled onto my screen. That's gold. That is one happy hot dog." —Becca K-S
"My sweet husband thought 'cod' was an acronym for 'catch of the day.'" —kerosena
"I have a recurring nightmare I'm in the weeds expediting dressed in a giant pickle suit. I also know that when I wake up in the middle of the night because I had a nightmare where I didn't place a product order then wake up and can't go back to sleep b/c I cant remember if I did place a produce order....breath...that it's time to find a new job!" —IfYouCookIt
"My weeds nightmare involves running out of Pernod and a search for powdered Ouzo." —King Dufus
"I still remember the jingle (sung in 3/4 time):
My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer.
It's refreshing, not sweet.
It's the extra-dry treat.
Won't you try extra-dry Rheingold Beer?" —GardenStater