I feel skinnier just thinking about eating cottage cheese. Is artisanal cottage cheese a thing (?), because it should be. —Alaina Browne
In the alternate universe where I'm actually conscientious enough to "detox", I still think I would gravitate towards citrus fruits like clementines (my "detox" food of 2011). Right now I have two grapefruit waiting patiently to be consumed. There's something about the tanginess/acidity that makes me feel like I'm warding off bad things. —Christine Tsai
I don't detox
I will, however, say that as soon as I get back from my new years travels in Japan with my wife and mother, I plan on going on an experimental four week long vegan diet as a sort of mind and body exercise, as well as an excuse to eat more of my favorite food (tofu).
p.s. I understand that the term "detox" has some sort of colloquial meaning that roughly translates to "eat something really healthy with not much fat and a lot of fiber," but I feel the colloquialism has the ill effect of reinforcing the poorly supported pseudo-science certain folks use to rationalize irrational diets, thus I try not to use it.