There's so much going on in Talk and the comments week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.

A Wizard Has Turned You into a Pizza. Is This Awesome (Y/N)?

"You lost me at meme. What the hell is a meme?" —dmcavanagh

"@dmcavanagh: It's what you say when someone goes "Who wants pizza?"" —beemoh

Would You Buy Wine in Mini-Boxes?

"Of course not. And my friends and I certainly wouldn't put straws in them and call them "adult juice boxes", either. *ahem*" —pomme

What Should I Eat While I'm In China?

"I heard the Chinese food there is pretty good." —James Ren

"1. Look around and see where other tourists are eating.

2. Go somewhere else." —Boo Dan

Serious Eats Day 2012: What Day Should We Celebrate?

"All of my Saturdays and Sundays in February are marked on Google Calendar as "Eat Jell-O pudding and watch Charlie Rose." I'm pretty sure I can break that New Year's resolution one at least one of these dates to ring in the New Year With the SE Family :)" —James Boo

SE Staff Picks: Our Detox Foods

"My favorite detox is whisky - it'll dehydrate you if you feel all bloaty and is a disinfectant." —Amandarama

Cooking Injuries?

"I was making French Toast last week and got my tongue caught in the toaster." —Meat guy