Ketchup and Mustard Pin
Need an adorable condiment-inspired stocking stuffer? Look no further than these 1 1/2" button with a loving ketchup and mustard couple. $1 on Etsy
Hot Stuff Stationery
Start your gift off right with a Chinese hot sauce card. Sporting the slogan “Hey Hot Stuff,” these are probably best for that "hottie" in your life rather than Mom and Dad. $8.50 on Etsy
Personalized Heinz Bottles
The ultimate in personalized condiment gifts, Heinz ketchup or mustard bottles with a unique message or photo. Prices vary by item, on MyHeinz.com
Food Bank NY Sauce Dishes
Show your sauces off in style with these dishes from Fishs Eddy. Bonus: 5% of the proceeds go to the Food Bank NYC. $23.80 from Fishs Eddy
When squeezing condiments out of a bottle is just too dignified, try shooting them out of a gun. $25 on FredFlare.
I’m pretty happy with using a fine mesh strainer to strain my sauces, but if someone wanted to get me a proper, fancy-pants chinois, I wouldn’t complain (let me guess, neither would you?). $89 at Williams-Sonoma.