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Bonus Video: Happy Hot Dog Man Series Ep.1: "The Perfect Summer Day"
Good job, Dog.
About the author: Robyn Lee is the editor of A Hamburger Today and takes many of the photos for Serious Eats. She'll also doodle cute stuff when necessary. Read more from Robyn at her personal food blog, The Girl Who Ate Everything.