There's so much going on in Talk and the comments week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.

Infographic: McDonald's Hamburger University

"I graduated with honors from McDonald's Hamburger University in 1968 - top of my class - won the coveted "Archie" award. Lousy alumni association. Not one class reunion in forty years. Then again, they don't hit me up for dues." —Holly Moore

Scooped: Beer Caramel Ice Cream

"Ohhh...this may be an example of flying too close to the sun. Surely we will all be struck down for such a gloriously unholy marriage. " [Ed note: Hopefully not before we eat it all!]—Ghostly

That extra breakfast sausage, Do You Bring it Home?

"LOVE LOVE love the first day of school...there is always some kind of drama--it's exhausting. I would take the solo sausage in my napkin for my underweight dog. Tomorrow is another day!" [Ed note: Hambone, though decidedly not underweight, likes your thinking.]—PoorOldMama

Video: Happy Hot Dog Man Infomercial

"Thank you so much for posting this. Highlight of my day...no, wait, highlight of my LIFE. I'm buying one for myself as an in-between-birthday-and-Christmas present. ...And by "one", I mean 4 Happy Hot Dog Men, plus the Ketchup Critter and Mustard Monster, all for just 10.99." —tastefixation

Cereal Eats: Yes, Rice Krispies Treats Cereal Still Exists

"@leandra HILARIOUS!! Love this column already.

But I love cereal even more, and I love Rice Krispies Treats Cereal the most. Like, in a slightly worrisome, "if I found out they were in a store only 75 miles away I would rent a ZipCar just to take me there and back" way.

Thank you for saving me countless ZipCar rentals!!" —picklesdelight

The Best Egg Custard Tarts in Manhattan's Chinatown

"You're doing God's work ladies." —simon

"@simon: God should tell me if he wants me to exercise. So far he hasn't said anything...doobeedoo..." —Robyn Lee