Look Who's Talkin': Comments, Quips, and Tips We Have Known and Loved
There's so much going on in Talk and in the comments week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.
"Judging from the colors I'm pretty sure that stuff is actually shower gel." —emilydev
"@EmilyDev: You inspired me to conduct a little experiment and, gross story short, let's just say that rubbing Mad Dog all over your naked body does not produce a clean sensation in any sense of the word." —Will Gordon
"Will Gordon for president" —carmason
"He brought you Bamsemums. Definitely a keeper. " —Asyan
"WAITER! THERE ARE SNAILS ON HER PLATE!
Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of! " —tinytim
"Proof that the Alien Invasion has begun." —redfish
"All forms. Especially if all forms lead to frangipane." —OneWallKitchen
"When Ed gets back, I say explain the empty syringes to him with a "Trainspotting" style monologue: "Choose food. Choose sous-vide. Choose a big barbecue grill with f***ing artisanal sausages and organic steaks. Choose a range of sea salts in fancy containers and colors. Choose picnics under the stars and a hamper filled with local cheeses and homemade crackers sipping f***ing sparkling wines. Choose food. Choose your cuisine. ...but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose something different. I chose to inject McNuggets. And the reasons? Who needs reasons when you've got sauce-injected McNuggets?" —osomatic
Aluminum Free Deodorant
"Is it any good on a hard shell taco?" —jedd63
Ed note: This spammy thread has been deleted—but you can probably guess from the title what it was an advertisement for.
"I avoid wearing clothes when I'm going to eat that day. I figure it'll only end up gettting on my shirt, so why bother." [Ed note: TMI, Adam. TMI.] —Adam Kuban