Look Who's Talkin': Comments, Quips, and Tips We Have Known and Loved
There's so much going on in Talk and in the comments week to week that we almost can't keep up. If you're in the same boat, here's a small selection of topics and responses that have piqued our interest this week.
"fat, salt, and sugar.
*sigh* " —smsingram
"Sour Cream & Cheddar Ruffles, McDonald's McChicken sandwiches (no lettuce) and fries, Kraft or Velveeta mac and cheese (depends on my mood) and I should never be left alone with a box of Crispix.
Oh, and pretty much any homemade cookie/brownie/cake...but those spoil in 24 hours right? :)
I've now lost all interest in the healthy lunch sitting on my desk. " —harrycovert
"Mine is saying "We both know you'd rather be eating chocolate than me right now." —Catboy
"My chocolate meringues are saying "Yeah, we know. We aren't as good as what you had in Paris. But, we're still chocolate....and meringues! And really, how bad could we be?" And I answer "Not bad. Not bad at all." And now I will succomb to a meringue-induced euphoria. —Traveller
"It tastes like a rich, decadent, fatty, smooth slice of heaven." —Lara Bowman
"Make sure that pitcher of iced tea is actually iced tea and not your husbands premade Manhattans (especially important if you drink straight out of the pitcher when you have a hangover) or you will end up fetal on the kitchen floor with some major heaving and minor heart palpitations." —carmason
"Life is too short for bad beer." —tinytim
"Well since Dog food is out (or out there), I'd suggest this: If you have a shotgun, leave the patties frozen and use them as clay pigeons- Pull..." —Tupper Cooks!
"Encourage him to have a "boys evening" involving a grill and "donate" the burgers. Also encourage beer. the alcohol will kill the funk, right?" [Ed. Note: Er...] — Ecca31
"That Mama-Mia burger kind of looks like a face. The true grimacing face of Sauron beneath the iron helmet, when those perky little Hobbits from the Shire faced his demonic wrath and giant metal fingers of terrible injustice. It was their greatest moment, and possibly the greatest moment of all of Middle-Earth.
However, I have digressed." —Fart Sandwich