What I think while watching this video of a hippo eating a watermelon: "Whoaaa. Awesome. One bite and it's just...totally destroyed." What a watermelon thinks while watching this video: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE, NOOOOO [weeps], OH GOD."

Henry the Hippo Gets a Watermelon

Henry Eating Another Watermelon

Another Hippo Eating a Watermelon

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