The blog Never Said About Restaurant Websites does what it says: It lists quotes no one ever says about restaurant websites. Example: "I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can't copy and paste them!"
Restaurateurs and web designers, take note: Please stop making restaurant websites so consistently terrible. Get rid of the auto-playing music, animated Flash intros, bulky Flash interfaces, and PDF-only menus. Your potential customers would appreciate it. [via Greg Takayama]