Ice and vats of 350°F oil don't mix. Some people find this out the hard way: when they're deep frying a turkey. In front of their families and friends. On camera. Here's a compilation of fried turkey disasters to show you what not to do, unless you want to spend your Thanksgiving in the burn ward. Hell, you probably shouldn't fry a turkey at all. Watch the video after the jump.
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