Slideshow: Gift Guide: Food-Related Graphic T-Shirts

Food Pyramid
Food Pyramid
Learning about the (now defunct) food pyramid as a kid would've been easier if it featured more smiling anthropomorphic food. Available at Threadless, $18

By the way, there's an entire Food category on Threadless with enough choices to fill its own gift guide.
No Longer Fear Dirt!
No Longer Fear Dirt!
(Ah, Threadless again? Yeah, well...they have a lot of shirts.)

Next time you spill mustard or caviar on yourself, you can say you were just trying to complete your stain collection. You'll end up with a marvelously colorful and stinky shirt. Available at Threadless, $18
By Your Powers Combined!
By Your Powers Combined!
Pig, chicken, and cow come together to bring one of humanity's favorite log meats. And they look so darn cute while doing it. Available at shirt.woot!, $15
Revenge Is Sweet
Revenge Is Sweet
From the piles of forgotten Halloween candy rises the child-eating Candy Monster, ready to avenge the deaths of its sugary brothers and sisters. Available at Design By Humans, $17
Tacoh No!
Tacoh No!
This is why I didn't like tacos when I was growing up. Those poor, crippled tacos. Available at Sharing Machine, $17. Save $2 by entering coupon code "SERIOUSEATS" when you place your order (expires 11/17/10).
F Is for Falafel
F Is for Falafel
This shirt is just one of many organic shirts for babies in Lala Lu's "ABCs of Cuisine" series. Start those kids off right with "D is for Dim Sum," "P is for Pho," "B is for Burrito," and more. Available at Etsy, $20
Meat Is Neat!
Meat Is Neat!
Vegetables are neat too, but that doesn't rhyme. Available at Snorg Tees, $13.95
Sadsicles
Sadsicles
Next time you eat a frozen pop, think about the PAIN AND SUFFERING IT MUST BE FEELING. ...Nah, just kidding—eat it up. Available at David & Goliath, $24